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Crowley
Played By:
Jack
Last Activity:
Sep 23, 2018 at 9:43 PM
Joined:
Jan 24, 2018
Posts:
1,541
Likes Received:
2,034
Trophy Points:
80

Awarded Medals 5

Gender:
Male
Birthday:
August 14
Location:
Misty Hollow
Occupation:
Deal-Maker

Crowley

Supernatural, Male, from Misty Hollow

{{http://pandorarp.com/threads/i-know-where-youve-been.45706/ Crowley has an open thread! Come skip off work with him tralala Sep 23, 2018 at 8:45 PM

Crowley was last seen:
Sep 23, 2018 at 9:43 PM
    1. Crowley
      Crowley
    2. Crowley
      Crowley
      Capitalism, how I've missed you so <3 Never leave me again
    3. Crowley
      Crowley
      YOU LITTLE SHITS HAD BETTER BE ALIVE AGAIN OR SO HELP ME
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        No, but it's callous to not even pay attention to what's happening around you because you're a nihilistic, depressed waste of potential.
        Sep 14, 2018
      3. Sans
        Sans
        the around me happened to be a place where there were at most earthquakes happening. its not like i could have contacted qrow to find out what was going on down there
        Sep 14, 2018
      4. Crowley
        Crowley
        Other people in your little space settlement came down to help. Because they noticed. Because they care and pay attention to what's happening. You took a fucking nap and your friends died in the meantime.
        Sep 14, 2018
    4. Crowley
      Crowley
      How have I possessed over two hundred people and not one of them had any knowledge about carpet replacement
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        I DON'T FUCK DEAD-- well I guess I do. Vessels tend to be dead. Even the angel ones.

        So I suppose I've technically...

        ew
        Aug 27, 2018
        Jo Harvelle likes this.
      3. Jo Harvelle
        Jo Harvelle
        So you found people into that, I guess?
        Aug 27, 2018
      4. Nero
        Nero
        @Crowley Huh, I guess you live by the old saying:

        "Better dead than red"
        Aug 27, 2018
    5. Simon Lewis
      Simon Lewis
      Hey remember that time your house got TP’ed?
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        Thank you, Me

        Love, Me
        Aug 25, 2018
      3. Simon Lewis
        Simon Lewis
        Okay but ... you probably have unlimited magical finds or something right?
        Aug 25, 2018
      4. Crowley
        Crowley
        Wow. I wish. You do know I actually work for my income right? I just happen to be more talented than idiots like you.

        So no, Simon. My funds are not infinite and I just tossed five grand out to replace a chandelier
        Aug 25, 2018
    6. Crowley
      Crowley
      Being arrested is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. But it's even more fun to convince the commander to remove his. ;) ;)
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      2. Athena Cykes
        Athena Cykes
        I get the feeling as the most recent Defense Attorney in Pandora, I'll be meeting you soon... And then regret taking on your case later.
        Aug 25, 2018
      3. Crowley
        Crowley
        Aug 25, 2018
      4. Obi-Wan Kenobi
        Obi-Wan Kenobi
        And here I thought I'd have a work-free day. Is there any way I can get you to return to that jail cell? There's no need for confrontation...
        Aug 25, 2018
    7. Crowley
      Crowley
      You know, breaking and entering charges are actually quite lax in Pandora Town. #WorthIt
    8. Crowley
      Crowley
      Does anyone have any use for a dead giant sand worm? Revenge is sweet and all, but this is just gooey
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        You weren't there. It deserved it.
        Aug 21, 2018
      3. Nero
        Nero
        I'll just take your word for it on that one.
        Aug 21, 2018
      4. Quirrel
        Quirrel
        I have no doubt it deserved it. They're a very temperamental species, prone to stupidly attacking anything that causes the slightest vibration.

        So, where would I go if I wanted to pick the remains up?
        Aug 21, 2018
    9. Crowley
      Crowley
      Next person who says birthday to me is getting stabbed. Repeatedly. With extreme prejudice.
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      2. Vegeta
        Vegeta
        Happy day coming out of a Gaelic twat, oh and I wouldn't suggest trying to stab me. Or I will personally feed you your insides, quicker then you can shimmer away.
        Aug 16, 2018
      3. Crowley
        Crowley
        Love you too, Asparagus
        Aug 16, 2018
      4. Sans
        Sans
        thrashing qrows place huh? like dog like owner i guess
        Aug 16, 2018
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    10. Simon Lewis
      Simon Lewis
      Hey man, happy birthday. How old are you now?
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      2. Simon Lewis
        Simon Lewis
        That's okay, I can guess!
        Aug 14, 2018
      3. Crowley
        Crowley
        Good BYE, Simon
        Aug 14, 2018
      4. Simon Lewis
        Aug 14, 2018
    11. Simon Lewis
      Simon Lewis
      Why are we friends?
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      2. Simon Lewis
        Simon Lewis
        ohgodokay
        Aug 7, 2018
      3. Crowley
        Crowley
        do you want a house
        Aug 7, 2018
      4. Simon Lewis
        Simon Lewis
        oh my god please don't buy me a house, i can barely take care of my small dorm room
        Aug 7, 2018
    12. Crowley
      Crowley
      I'm looking for my fucking puppies. Has anyone seen them bopping around MH? The little shits...
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        The vines leave a smell. There's no smell.
        Aug 7, 2018
      3. Qrow Branwen
        Qrow Branwen
        Wasn't me this time. Hope you find them soon.
        Aug 7, 2018
      4. Illyana Rasputina
        Illyana Rasputina
        What do they look like?
        Aug 7, 2018
    13. Crowley
      Crowley
      My dogs can sing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun from start to finish. I win pet ownership. So proud.
      1. Dorian Pavus
        Dorian Pavus
        You would win pet ownership if they actually stayed at your house.
        Aug 4, 2018
      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        Are you STILL bitching? My god, I didn't know the Kardashians were here.
        Aug 4, 2018
    14. Crowley
      Crowley
      SAND WORMS ARE A THING AND THEY WILL EAT YOU WITH IMMENSE PREJUDICE. THE INSIDE IS WORSE THAN OUTSIDE.
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        DO YOU THINK I SAT THERE AND ASKED TO GET EATEN YOU INCORRIGABLE WASTE OF POTENTIAL
        Aug 3, 2018
      3. Genji Shimada
        Genji Shimada
        Good to know you made out of it alive, at least
        Aug 3, 2018
      4. Nero
        Nero
        Well sounded like you clearly weren't running or weren't running fast enough, so it was one possibility.
        Aug 3, 2018
    15. Crowley
      Crowley
      My shrubbery has been playing Everybody Dance Now and fucking Gucci Gang for 5 hours. Apparently it's art. Kill me.
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        Too late. I'm dead. Kermit's version of Gucci Gang killed me. Also I know you gave it to him so I'm haunting you forever.
        Jul 30, 2018
      3. Wanda Maximoff
        Wanda Maximoff
        I would never! Sharing it once was already a mistake.
        Jul 30, 2018
      4. Nero
        Nero
        Maybe you could invest in aggressive landscaping to solve the problem?
        Jul 31, 2018
    16. Crowley
      Crowley
      According to my news feed, it is warm. Almost as if it were the summer months in a humid continental climate. Such mysteries plague me.
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      3. Jason Todd
        Jason Todd
        That's what they all say Odinson.
        Jul 26, 2018
        Crowley likes this.
      4. Thor Odinson
        Thor Odinson
        No, I mean it, it really WASN'T a pick-up line! I've answered prayers for rainfall before, it's... kind of my thing? The locals have always been pretty grateful when I make it rain, especially during droughts!
        Jul 26, 2018
        Jason Todd likes this.
      5. Crowley
        Crowley
        Oh Thor. If only Juliet wouldn't maul me for considering. Anyway, I can make my own rain, you second-rate ox.
        Jul 26, 2018
        Jason Todd likes this.
    17. Crowley
      Crowley
      1. Billyboy likes this.
      2. Billyboy
        Billyboy
        ( *grabby hands* >D )
        Jul 24, 2018
    18. Crowley
      Crowley
      Whoever has Juliet, tell her to get her arse back home. And stop feeding her, the fat cow.
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      2. Dorian Pavus
        Dorian Pavus
        I cannot hear over the sound of this bubblebath and this drink. What did you say?
        Jul 23, 2018
      3. Crowley
        Crowley
        She wants to get a bubble bath now. I'll try to keep her from going back to your house.
        Jul 23, 2018
      4. Dorian Pavus
        Dorian Pavus
        Vishante kaffas. Keep her away from me!
        Jul 23, 2018
    19. Crowley
      Crowley
      Apparently even ghosts get sick of Freebird. Unfortunately, they've moved on to Tubthumping and I want to die.
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      2. GLaDOS
        GLaDOS
        Having just suffered through it, it's like two godawful songs were fired into each other at high speeds.

        In the resulting impact, a brand new horrendously awful song was created. A song so terrible that it had only been thought to exist theoretically up until that point.
        Jul 19, 2018
        Crowley likes this.
      3. Crowley
        Crowley
        Yes. Exactly that. It's the musical version of an A-bomb with none of the fun side effects
        Jul 19, 2018
        GLaDOS likes this.
      4. Laureline
        Laureline
        This conversation made me look this song up. I have a lot of regrets about that decision, I hope you're both proud of yourselves.
        Jul 19, 2018
    20. Crowley
      Crowley
      Again with Freebird on repeat. I'm torn between moving out and burning Misty Hollow to the ground.
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        You're cute. Love you too
        Jul 17, 2018
      3. Kimihiro Watanuki
        Kimihiro Watanuki
        Take your Fifty Shades of Hell elsewhere Crowley.
        Jul 17, 2018
      4. Crowley
        Crowley
        ;) fraid not darling. When the poltergeists aren't playing shitty music on blast, I rather like this place
        Jul 17, 2018
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    August 14
    Location:
    Misty Hollow
    Occupation:
    Deal-Maker
    Award Title:
    Simon Lewis stresses me out
    Race:
    Demon
    Age:
    354
    Alignment:
    Neutral Evil
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