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Crowley
Played By:
Jack
Last Activity:
Nov 16, 2018 at 1:20 PM
Joined:
Jan 24, 2018
Posts:
1,781
Likes Received:
2,289
Trophy Points:
80

Awarded Medals 6

Gender:
Male
Birthday:
August 14
Location:
Misty Hollow
Occupation:
Deal-Maker

Crowley

Supernatural, Male, from Misty Hollow

If anyone hears about a pair of siren twins, tell them I said sorry and also call me. Mostly the latter. Nov 2, 2018

Crowley was last seen:
Nov 16, 2018 at 1:20 PM
    1. Crowley
      Crowley
      SAND WORMS ARE A THING AND THEY WILL EAT YOU WITH IMMENSE PREJUDICE. THE INSIDE IS WORSE THAN OUTSIDE.
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        DO YOU THINK I SAT THERE AND ASKED TO GET EATEN YOU INCORRIGABLE WASTE OF POTENTIAL
        Aug 3, 2018
      3. Genji Shimada
        Genji Shimada
        Good to know you made out of it alive, at least
        Aug 3, 2018
      4. Nero
        Nero
        Well sounded like you clearly weren't running or weren't running fast enough, so it was one possibility.
        Aug 3, 2018
    2. Crowley
      Crowley
      My shrubbery has been playing Everybody Dance Now and fucking Gucci Gang for 5 hours. Apparently it's art. Kill me.
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        Too late. I'm dead. Kermit's version of Gucci Gang killed me. Also I know you gave it to him so I'm haunting you forever.
        Jul 30, 2018
      3. Wanda Maximoff
        Wanda Maximoff
        I would never! Sharing it once was already a mistake.
        Jul 30, 2018
      4. Nero
        Nero
        Maybe you could invest in aggressive landscaping to solve the problem?
        Jul 31, 2018
    3. Crowley
      Crowley
      According to my news feed, it is warm. Almost as if it were the summer months in a humid continental climate. Such mysteries plague me.
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      3. Jason Todd
        Jason Todd
        That's what they all say Odinson.
        Jul 26, 2018
        Crowley likes this.
      4. Thor Odinson
        Thor Odinson
        No, I mean it, it really WASN'T a pick-up line! I've answered prayers for rainfall before, it's... kind of my thing? The locals have always been pretty grateful when I make it rain, especially during droughts!
        Jul 26, 2018
        Jason Todd likes this.
      5. Crowley
        Crowley
        Oh Thor. If only Juliet wouldn't maul me for considering. Anyway, I can make my own rain, you second-rate ox.
        Jul 26, 2018
        Jason Todd likes this.
    4. Crowley
      Crowley
      1. Billyboy likes this.
      2. Billyboy
        Billyboy
        ( *grabby hands* >D )
        Jul 24, 2018
    5. Crowley
      Crowley
      Whoever has Juliet, tell her to get her arse back home. And stop feeding her, the fat cow.
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      2. Dorian Pavus
        Dorian Pavus
        I cannot hear over the sound of this bubblebath and this drink. What did you say?
        Jul 23, 2018
      3. Crowley
        Crowley
        She wants to get a bubble bath now. I'll try to keep her from going back to your house.
        Jul 23, 2018
      4. Dorian Pavus
        Dorian Pavus
        Vishante kaffas. Keep her away from me!
        Jul 23, 2018
    6. Crowley
      Crowley
      Apparently even ghosts get sick of Freebird. Unfortunately, they've moved on to Tubthumping and I want to die.
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      2. GLaDOS
        GLaDOS
        Having just suffered through it, it's like two godawful songs were fired into each other at high speeds.

        In the resulting impact, a brand new horrendously awful song was created. A song so terrible that it had only been thought to exist theoretically up until that point.
        Jul 19, 2018
        Crowley likes this.
      3. Crowley
        Crowley
        Yes. Exactly that. It's the musical version of an A-bomb with none of the fun side effects
        Jul 19, 2018
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      4. Laureline
        Laureline
        This conversation made me look this song up. I have a lot of regrets about that decision, I hope you're both proud of yourselves.
        Jul 19, 2018
    7. Crowley
      Crowley
      Again with Freebird on repeat. I'm torn between moving out and burning Misty Hollow to the ground.
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        You're cute. Love you too
        Jul 17, 2018
      3. Kimihiro Watanuki
        Kimihiro Watanuki
        Take your Fifty Shades of Hell elsewhere Crowley.
        Jul 17, 2018
      4. Crowley
        Crowley
        ;) fraid not darling. When the poltergeists aren't playing shitty music on blast, I rather like this place
        Jul 17, 2018
    8. Crowley
      Crowley
      There is a gopher hole in my garden that goes down forty feet and counting. Confused? Alarmed? Impressed? I don't know how to feel.
      1. Birb likes this.
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      3. Crowley
        Crowley
        does Greg talk to you? He only ever tosses soaps at me. I thought he was non-verbal! THAT LYING FUCK I'M BURNING HIM DOWN
        Jul 12, 2018
      4. Wanda Maximoff
        Wanda Maximoff
        Nonono, horizontal branch waving means no, vertical means yes. Where did he get the soaps from?
        Jul 12, 2018
      5. Crowley
        Crowley
        I assume the same place he got the cannabis. And... I didn't realize that. Blighter. I should spray him with weed killer.
        Jul 12, 2018
    9. Crowley
      Crowley
    10. Crowley
      Crowley
      Whoever invented this bleeding desert can get bent. What's the point. Why is there so much sand. Where does it end.
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        tried asking a dragon. Very unhelpful bugger.
        Jun 29, 2018
      3. Illyana Rasputina
        Illyana Rasputina
        Last time I got invited to a hell-plane I took over, so please do offer the invitation.

        Also, when dealing with deserts, dawn and dusk are your best options. Toodles.
        Jun 29, 2018
      4. Vegeta
        Vegeta
        What are you looking for Crowley, I live in Horizon and routinely fly over the desert for my job. I can even pick your demon arse out of the sand and drop you somewhere, just tell me what you need and I'll see what I can do.
        Jul 1, 2018
    11. Crowley
      Crowley
      You're all bloody depressing.
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      2. Harleen Quinzel
        Harleen Quinzel
        I do :c
        Jun 17, 2018
      3. Yondu Udonta
        Yondu Udonta
        Don't make me start quotin' Shrek!
        Jun 17, 2018
      4. Crowley
        Crowley
        Get out of my swamp, Bluebird
        Jun 17, 2018
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    12. Crowley
      Crowley
      Are bellbottoms actually coming back, or am I just having tragic luck every time I look at people's legs? I'm getting a bit concerned.
      1. Chief Jim Hopper
        Chief Jim Hopper
        Oh God I hope not.
        Jun 16, 2018
      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        It was a dark time. Because the friggin pants blocked out any sunlight.
        Jun 16, 2018
      3. Chief Jim Hopper
        Chief Jim Hopper
        Yeah I'd prefer to leave the 60s behind thanks.
        Jun 16, 2018
    13. Crowley
      Crowley
      Minding my own business under a bridge and there's a cat making me feel like I'm intruding. I frigging hate cats. It's purring, the bastard.
      1. Prompto Argentum likes this.
      2. Kobayashi
        Kobayashi
        Purring isn't a sign of unease, in fact it's quite the opposite. They're simply being calm, maybe you should just be nice and pat it. You might be surprised, cats are nicer then people think.
        Jun 14, 2018
      3. Prompto Argentum
        Prompto Argentum
        Congrats ur a dad now
        Jun 14, 2018
      4. Irina Clockworker
        Irina Clockworker
        Why would anyone hate a cat, really?
        Jun 14, 2018
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    14. Crowley
      Crowley
      The next bird that chirps merrily is getting set on fire. And if the sun keeping shining I'm blowing it up. And fuck the green grass.
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        I'm fine. Not sure how I got to the park but I think I broke most of it. There are craters.
        Jun 11, 2018
      3. Anna
        Anna
        O_O
        Well... I know I've wandered around once or twice when I got to that state. As long as no one but your head is hurt, maybe go somewhere dark.
        Jun 11, 2018
      4. Robin
        Robin
        Well back home, I used to have a friend that was very strange when drunk. Didn't help that he usually had a big sword with him, almost took off some random heads off here and there but definitely took down some rather large trees a few times too.
        Jun 11, 2018
    15. Crowley
      Crowley
      Have I mentioned this week how much I hate Blackhaven? Because good lord I hate Blackhaven.
      1. Grantaire and Enjolras like this.
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      3. Crowley
        Crowley
        Are you aware of how depressingly LOW your standards are?
        Jun 6, 2018
      4. Grantaire
        Grantaire
        Very
        Jun 6, 2018
      5. Enjolras
        Enjolras
        @Grantaire As of 6:30am this morning we've officially outlived ourselves. Which is truly a baffling sentence but true anyway.

        @Crowley Blackhaven hates everybody, its very equal in that way.
        Jun 6, 2018
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    16. Crowley
      Crowley
      I miss Freddie Mercury
      1. Apollo
        Apollo
        Tell me about it. -sighs-
        May 26, 2018
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      2. Raphael Santiago
        Raphael Santiago
        Same here.
        May 26, 2018
        Crowley likes this.
      3. Chief Jim Hopper
        Chief Jim Hopper
        Me too, man.
        May 27, 2018
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    17. Crowley
      Crowley
      Humanity's need for sleep and nourishment is incredibly vexing. You should all be sorry. I'm bored out of my trees and everyone is sleeping?
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      2. Alphys
        Alphys
        i'm going to go get a second opinion on this fanfic thing from, maybe, i dunno, the alien prince whose step dad is king of the hobos.
        May 25, 2018
      3. Crowley
        Crowley
        Ooh I get it now.


        You're on meth, right?
        May 25, 2018
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      4. Alphys
        Alphys
        no! just all the stuff i thought wasn't actually real? turns out it is. i am arguing with a demon about the existence of an alien prince who told me that the person who invented starknet is now the king of the hobos!

        have fun with your not being bored thing mr demon
        May 25, 2018
    18. Crowley
      Crowley
      Here's a thought: Let's just burn Misty Hollow to the ground and call it even, yeah? Seems like the easiest option at this point.
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      2. Jesse McCree
        Jesse McCree
        @Kimihiro Watanuki Why so damn contrarian? The point I was making is you don't kick people with spurs. Which is correct. You might watch that desire to be right all the time trait, it's super annoying.
        May 25, 2018
      3. Simon Lewis
        Simon Lewis
        I wonder if Crowley is rolling his eyes or laughing at all the people arguing on his status ...
        May 25, 2018
      4. Crowley
        Crowley
        Neither. Been too busy at the school to check until now, and I'm too friggin tired to scroll all the way up. I'll assume it was both delightful and pathetic.
        May 26, 2018
        Simon Lewis and Grantaire like this.
    19. Crowley
      Crowley
      Just when I think my existence is tortured enough someone blasts Freebird on a public loudspeaker.
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      2. Crowley
        Crowley
        There's never a good excuse to play fucking Freebird
        May 13, 2018
      3. Irene Adler
        Irene Adler
        Better than getting Rick Rolled.
        May 13, 2018
      4. Crowley
        Crowley
        Rick Astley is a damn gift. How dare you. Get off my status with that kind of negativity
        May 13, 2018
        Irene Adler, Jen and Eel O'Brian like this.
    20. Crowley
      Crowley
      Juliet is 496 lbs and she is very proud and wants to tell the world about her weight loss journey. Shoot me.
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      2. Grantaire
        Grantaire
        And here I thought having a puppy who thinks that the refrigerator is apparently haunted was bad.
        May 8, 2018
      3. Qrow Branwen
        Qrow Branwen
        Fine, no more treats. I guess I'll stock up on plain old carrots, if that's really what she'd prefer.
        May 8, 2018
      4. Crowley
        Crowley
        She likes carrots, okay. It's not abuse.
        May 8, 2018
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    August 14
    Location:
    Misty Hollow
    Occupation:
    Deal-Maker
    Award Title:
    Simon Lewis stresses me out
    Race:
    Demon
    Age:
    354
    Alignment:
    Neutral Evil
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    link
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    link
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    link

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