Grant Ward

Originally I was trying not to out you as working for some shady secret government agency that puts bags over people's heads on Starknet, but since SHIELD literally doesn't exist here and I've happened to have met some of them, I'm guessing this is some sorta weird future me you /thing/ because there's a lot of that going around. Heads up, time is different here and you'll wanna get used to that.

Okay then...time is different. Are you with some hacktivist group here, then?

You're kidding.

You looking for information on Superheroes existing in Pandora?

@Selina Kyle Got something to say?

@Kimihiro Watanuki No, just watching a show.

That's one lifehack for knowing people that I didnt think of.

1: We want a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
2: We want you to take your shirt off. It's for science, I swear
3: change your profile pic. All we see is your junk when we look at the tiny icon and it's distracting.

What can I say - I was a bit of a pyro as a kid. So what can I do for you?

As I hear it, you have been talking about me, so what can I do for you?

To be fair: you have a sweet ass. I would also talk about that ass. With all due respect, of course.

Ward: stop talking about girls behind their backs, we talked about this....

I like you, and I appreciate your talents. But don't push it. Thought we're supposed to be on good terms anyway.

My talent is stealing, dont contradict yourself! We're on good terms, yes, of course

...You can take Ophelia on a rendezvous or whatever. If someone hurts either of you kids, you know who to call.

Yeah well, maybe with my current height your eyes will finally land on mine. @Grant Ward

I...was already taller than you.

@Grant Ward yaaaaay :D

@Selina Kyle girl you probably actually sounded like that when you were young. Hate to break it to you. Like the fact that I used to have freckles.

Oh yah. Well fine: turn about is fair play.

You play with the cats, you get scratched ;D

Oh no! The puns! The puns are out!

I guess I just need to remind myself that the kitty has claws.

Yes, it is.

I guess you'll remain disappointed then.

Just... leave me alone, please. I'm not in the mood for strangers playing games with me.

Waffles or get out of town!

Pancakes all the way, man.

A bullet in the head works, but so does a bit of creativity.

...And that's how you get half the Defender population watching your every move...

@Ares Whatever works works.

@Gerold Hirschberg Well, it keeps things interesting.

What do you mean? This is my first time coming here...wherever here is.

A version of you was here before. He helped save my town. Sorry to drop that on you, but I felt like you should know. If you ever feel like picking up his things, feel free to visit Horizon.

He did, huh? I'll make sure to drop by.