Hal Jordan

Before you sketchy vulture mfers be looken at this mans wallet like a snack. Ill need proof that you are a recognized charity and receipts. If you dont check out then I will find you. Have a nice day! Xoxo

Petey, if I wanted a member of the smurf patrol in the Corps. Well, I would have given you my number. So why don't you be a good criminal and run of and hide somewhere.

Ceres, huh? Tell me more...

What he means by "The Beauty of Space" he's referring to me. Bit of a false promise Hal, I'm not going to meet all the recruits just the good looking ones.

Um @Julie if you know how to deal with logistical issues. Then sure i'll give you my number.

Not sure if it helps but I used to manage a small territory and deliver pricelessly packages to one of those giant evil entity's, you know like Walmart. All while under an extreme time pressure to prevent competitors from dominating my market. I had to make a lot of sacrifices and lost a lot friends in the fog but I'm here now. So? Is that enough of a hook for that number?

alrighty sure. you uh got me there.

It’s gonna be “fun” to see where this goes

;]

:)

im sure it can be sent back.

You also can't return things that are used.

fine i'll just dance till i die.

Story of my life...

This world makes me feel drunk without having actually drunk anything, I've never spent so little on booze in my entire life.

And to think I assumed that someone like you had to be one of a kind...

That's one hell of a line Samus ; )

Wait what? OMG!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'll call u about it Wally okay.

Sure, please do... I wait with baited breath for your call.

Your teenaged self?

Who did you piss off to relive the days of raging teenage hormones and pizza face?

a really pretty lady with big scary magic stuff.

it's always the pretty ones, isn't it

I think I'd take Batman over you as my "favorite uncle". You barely score top 10

Bats would just stonewall you to death. I’d give you valuable life lessons. I’d say that warrants fave uncle material.

Hard pass, Lantern Guy.

I mean..... next time you buy something look at the receipt and check out the thing that says 'sales tax'.

The Man always gotta take his cut. Just the way of the world. Think about it this way: yer taxes go into that fancy free-healthcare. Without them it's the American system, which sucks.

taxes are necessary, son, believe it or not. the catch is just that it's up to us as citizens to make sure our taxes are directly benefiting the community instead of a fat cat's pocket

In one lifetime I'm gonna get the chance to be the fat cat. Till then I guess i'll pay ur dumb taxes.

I don't remember giving you her phone number ;)

Well how about when i inevitably get a new phone you slide me that number.

I don't think that's gonna happen.

Well it can't be air force. Since there aint no air in space. And spaceships are called ships. So, therefore, its Navy.

Old Navy?

New Navy?

I'm pretty sure lanterns just light the darkness, not hit on everything in a skirt.

Well we do both. Bring forth the brightest of days and flirt with all the good looking ladies

I could introduce you to some of my friends, if you want.

I'm very tempted to say yes? So I guess its a yes then. You have my number. Your friends are in for a blast.

sure, no problem

So you interested in the other kinda tango?Well for sure talk about that later. But yes. Bruce Waynes ego is a trillion times the size of mine. Same with the other two. So go beat em up and say the Green Lantern sent ya. They'll know what that means

It'd be an interesting way to kill some time.

wait till me via 'tango'......I mean I'm interested? I guess

You keep telling yourself that..

Oh I never said respectable, hell he can be a stripper or Gigolo for all I care.

Wtf. I'm not doing that. Although I'm sure you'd get more customers if I did.

So what I'm hearing is I'm a good guy.

Yes, you have good heart. But do not mistake me. VERY. NAUGHTY!

you've made my month. Wait till all the fuckers who call me an asshole hear that I'm Santa approved.