Hal Jordan

i need u to clean all the dishes for me. with toothbrush. it is dire emergency.

I see Wanda let the toddler on the internet again.

yes i am surprised ur on here actually

11? woah there. 10.70. I'm the hot cousin and just regular mango.

You drive a hard bargain. Deal!

Mmm how about we take this offline...

My movie couldn't have sucked. My life story is great.

Problem is, they had to cut it down to movie size. And honestly it wasn’t done very well, a story is only good when told right.

@Wade Wilson Who the hell are ya yammerin' about now, boy?

it is. But im sadly not into that. my stomach is too uh weak for those sorta things.

your loss.

yeah i wouldn't consider it a loss per say.

Influence, boy. It's a real pretty thing.

Totally can. Will just need to know where and I'll swoop on by.

I think the DoI building's roof would be the perfect amount of drama. ;)

Ah alright. On it.

At least you're not alone, boy...

often am but i guess it was just one of those nights. And wtf is an SSTD...

A Space STD!! What kinda backwater planet have u been living on?

Sir Harold sounds better doesnt it ;)

Sooooo serious. Ya're gonna write my policies

Oh don't worry i'd love to write your policies any day.

glad u agree. moving on.

i thought u were only slow when it came to speed but ur mentally slow too. u truly are a slowpoke

;)

I thought you were forming a crew out there, Hal.

sorta. I've got underlings but they're not exactly 'pals' or people I talk to often. Usually just bark some orders at them and dont see them for days :(

That's good to hear Hal, just want you to be careful.

And sure, you don't come around as much as you should. I hope you get descent sleep at least, it's necessary for most to keep working even myself.

Well, he's getting less here because of the baby.

oh its fine @Lorna Dane. The baby and you are both adorable so i can make do with it ;)

As for sleep. I don't need much of it. Blame my time in the AF and the Corps for that.

You're actually genuinely eating this up, aren't you? Gotten under your skin, have I? With that attitude, no wonder you can't take down those satanic douchebags.

Quite the contrary. Words from a pretty lady could never bother me. And being called little man is the nicest insults i've had directed at me. So thanks and let me know if you ever want my number ;)

Do you say that to every woman who toys with your feelings, or am I just special? Anyway, my offer's still up for "kicking some cultist ass", as the kids these days would put it.

I like the sound of that, do you mind if I join your Corps. I have a lot of experience as a hero back home and I can do a lot of powerful and useful things also.

sure kid. got anywhere to stay yet?

I usually sleep in orbit but a place would be nice, never slept in a bed before.

Not me. Mine was a hedonistic bitch, I’ll have you know. I’m only sorry I didn’t get to turn the tables on her before my untimely arrival here.

That would-a been somethin' t' see, I'll give you that.

Believe me, it would.

Awesome @Lorraine Broughton couches are the best.

And Pete, chill buddy. I'm just asking that oh so beautiful young lady how her day was. What makes you want to not allow a lady as fine as her to socialize with kind strangers??

If you don't keep that talk in your tiny brain, I'll shove it back through your mouth and make you eat it.

No you won’t

... do you know what words in quotations mean?

Why is it always Peteys who are the most bothersome?

Other than accidentally killing me, he's been nothing if not a gentleman.

Petey, if I wanted a member of the smurf patrol in the Corps. Well, I would have given you my number. So why don't you be a good criminal and run of and hide somewhere.

Ceres, huh? Tell me more...

What he means by "The Beauty of Space" he's referring to me. Bit of a false promise Hal, I'm not going to meet all the recruits just the good looking ones.

Um @Julie if you know how to deal with logistical issues. Then sure i'll give you my number.

Not sure if it helps but I used to manage a small territory and deliver pricelessly packages to one of those giant evil entity's, you know like Walmart. All while under an extreme time pressure to prevent competitors from dominating my market. I had to make a lot of sacrifices and lost a lot friends in the fog but I'm here now. So? Is that enough of a hook for that number?

alrighty sure. you uh got me there.

;]

:)

Nobody like that 'round here. He's back in some other place not givin' a flark.

im sure it can be sent back.

You also can't return things that are used.

fine i'll just dance till i die.