Hal Jordan

glad u agree. moving on.

i thought u were only slow when it came to speed but ur mentally slow too. u truly are a slowpoke

;)

I thought you were forming a crew out there, Hal.

sorta. I've got underlings but they're not exactly 'pals' or people I talk to often. Usually just bark some orders at them and dont see them for days :(

That's good to hear Hal, just want you to be careful.

And sure, you don't come around as much as you should. I hope you get descent sleep at least, it's necessary for most to keep working even myself.

Well, he's getting less here because of the baby.

oh its fine @Lorna Dane. The baby and you are both adorable so i can make do with it ;)

As for sleep. I don't need much of it. Blame my time in the AF and the Corps for that.

You're actually genuinely eating this up, aren't you? Gotten under your skin, have I? With that attitude, no wonder you can't take down those satanic douchebags.

Quite the contrary. Words from a pretty lady could never bother me. And being called little man is the nicest insults i've had directed at me. So thanks and let me know if you ever want my number ;)

Do you say that to every woman who toys with your feelings, or am I just special? Anyway, my offer's still up for "kicking some cultist ass", as the kids these days would put it.

I like the sound of that, do you mind if I join your Corps. I have a lot of experience as a hero back home and I can do a lot of powerful and useful things also.

sure kid. got anywhere to stay yet?

I usually sleep in orbit but a place would be nice, never slept in a bed before.

Not me. Mine was a hedonistic bitch, I’ll have you know. I’m only sorry I didn’t get to turn the tables on her before my untimely arrival here.

That would-a been somethin' t' see, I'll give you that.

Believe me, it would.

Awesome @Lorraine Broughton couches are the best.

And Pete, chill buddy. I'm just asking that oh so beautiful young lady how her day was. What makes you want to not allow a lady as fine as her to socialize with kind strangers??

If you don't keep that talk in your tiny brain, I'll shove it back through your mouth and make you eat it.

No you won’t

... do you know what words in quotations mean?

Why is it always Peteys who are the most bothersome?

Other than accidentally killing me, he's been nothing if not a gentleman.

Petey, if I wanted a member of the smurf patrol in the Corps. Well, I would have given you my number. So why don't you be a good criminal and run of and hide somewhere.

Ceres, huh? Tell me more...

What he means by "The Beauty of Space" he's referring to me. Bit of a false promise Hal, I'm not going to meet all the recruits just the good looking ones.

Um @Julie if you know how to deal with logistical issues. Then sure i'll give you my number.

Not sure if it helps but I used to manage a small territory and deliver pricelessly packages to one of those giant evil entity's, you know like Walmart. All while under an extreme time pressure to prevent competitors from dominating my market. I had to make a lot of sacrifices and lost a lot friends in the fog but I'm here now. So? Is that enough of a hook for that number?

alrighty sure. you uh got me there.

;]

:)

Nobody like that 'round here. He's back in some other place not givin' a flark.

im sure it can be sent back.

You also can't return things that are used.

fine i'll just dance till i die.

Story of my life...

This world makes me feel drunk without having actually drunk anything, I've never spent so little on booze in my entire life.

And to think I assumed that someone like you had to be one of a kind...

That's one hell of a line Samus ; )

Wait what? OMG!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'll call u about it Wally okay.

Sure, please do... I wait with baited breath for your call.

Your teenaged self?

Who did you piss off to relive the days of raging teenage hormones and pizza face?

a really pretty lady with big scary magic stuff.

it's always the pretty ones, isn't it

I think I'd take Batman over you as my "favorite uncle". You barely score top 10

Bats would just stonewall you to death. I’d give you valuable life lessons. I’d say that warrants fave uncle material.

Hard pass, Lantern Guy.

I mean..... next time you buy something look at the receipt and check out the thing that says 'sales tax'.

The Man always gotta take his cut. Just the way of the world. Think about it this way: yer taxes go into that fancy free-healthcare. Without them it's the American system, which sucks.

taxes are necessary, son, believe it or not. the catch is just that it's up to us as citizens to make sure our taxes are directly benefiting the community instead of a fat cat's pocket

In one lifetime I'm gonna get the chance to be the fat cat. Till then I guess i'll pay ur dumb taxes.

I don't remember giving you her phone number ;)

Well how about when i inevitably get a new phone you slide me that number.

I don't think that's gonna happen.