Hal Jordan

Your teenaged self?

Who did you piss off to relive the days of raging teenage hormones and pizza face?

a really pretty lady with big scary magic stuff.

it's always the pretty ones, isn't it

I think I'd take Batman over you as my "favorite uncle". You barely score top 10

Bats would just stonewall you to death. I’d give you valuable life lessons. I’d say that warrants fave uncle material.

Hard pass, Lantern Guy.

I mean..... next time you buy something look at the receipt and check out the thing that says 'sales tax'.

The Man always gotta take his cut. Just the way of the world. Think about it this way: yer taxes go into that fancy free-healthcare. Without them it's the American system, which sucks.

taxes are necessary, son, believe it or not. the catch is just that it's up to us as citizens to make sure our taxes are directly benefiting the community instead of a fat cat's pocket

In one lifetime I'm gonna get the chance to be the fat cat. Till then I guess i'll pay ur dumb taxes.

I don't remember giving you her phone number ;)

Well how about when i inevitably get a new phone you slide me that number.

I don't think that's gonna happen.

Well it can't be air force. Since there aint no air in space. And spaceships are called ships. So, therefore, its Navy.

Old Navy?

New Navy?

I'm pretty sure lanterns just light the darkness, not hit on everything in a skirt.

Well we do both. Bring forth the brightest of days and flirt with all the good looking ladies

I could introduce you to some of my friends, if you want.

I'm very tempted to say yes? So I guess its a yes then. You have my number. Your friends are in for a blast.

sure, no problem

So you interested in the other kinda tango?Well for sure talk about that later. But yes. Bruce Waynes ego is a trillion times the size of mine. Same with the other two. So go beat em up and say the Green Lantern sent ya. They'll know what that means

It'd be an interesting way to kill some time.

wait till me via 'tango'......I mean I'm interested? I guess

You keep telling yourself that..

Oh I never said respectable, hell he can be a stripper or Gigolo for all I care.

Wtf. I'm not doing that. Although I'm sure you'd get more customers if I did.

So what I'm hearing is I'm a good guy.

Yes, you have good heart. But do not mistake me. VERY. NAUGHTY!

you've made my month. Wait till all the fuckers who call me an asshole hear that I'm Santa approved.

Thanks, she's a nice one tho. But she sure ain't Carol

How delightful...

And also slightly sickeningly disturbing...

My exact thoughts as well

Not.

oh my fucking god

Not sure about the pot, though I might have some in me car. But the club I work at have booze, girls and good music.

You keep thinking that, Lime Ice

Thank ya I will

Let's leave the flirting for after the ass-kicking, yeah?

I've hit my head enough times to know thats a bad idea.

Good point, so let's just not do any flirting at all ;)

Apparently not, that's the problem.
Then again, I actually wouldn't want to get rich off of something like this.

You're attached to something nasty and didn't get rich off it. Wow that sucks.

Yeah, I'm aware.
May we get luckier in the future, or something.

Aw! Lovely threat pal. If I didn't decide to be such a good guy, I'd go looking for that ship of yours.

Your sarcasm is pathetic, honestly. But do trust me when I say, you can't handle me in a fight.

While I would like to keep up this macho contest up, I've got to go find real threats. which doesn't include angry little you.