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Ozpin
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Last Activity:
May 27, 2019 at 12:38 AM
Joined:
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Gender:
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Location:
Crystal Vales
Occupation:
Professor

Ozpin

RWBY, Male, from Crystal Vales

Oh no. The classroom stereo was broken beyond repair. How ever shall we listen to modern pop classics now. Woe. What a shock. My heart. May 9, 2019

Ozpin was last seen:
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    1. Robin
      Robin
      I hear you're offering advanced combat tutoring Ozpin, I'd be interested in sparring with you. Just out of simple curiosity, we can use or magic or not. Either way is fine with me, I'm sure the students would also get a kick out of it too.
    2. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      Oh no. The classroom stereo was broken beyond repair. How ever shall we listen to modern pop classics now. Woe. What a shock. My heart.
      1. Trucy Wright
        Trucy Wright
        oh no who could have done this :(
        if only there was some way to get a new one
        May 9, 2019
      2. Nero
        Nero
        You could just get one of those tiny convenience speakers. Or turn up the volume really loud on big headphones.
        May 9, 2019
    3. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      To whomever replaced my pens with vanishing ink: Well played
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      2. Ambrose Spellman
        Ambrose Spellman
        Do I, though?
        May 7, 2019
      3. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        I presume so, if you're human. But clearly I am fallible
        May 7, 2019
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      4. Ambrose Spellman
        May 7, 2019
    4. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      As much as I enjoy being back in a classroom, I did not miss modern pop hits and the stereo is about to die violently.
      1. Toby Daye likes this.
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      3. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        I think it's better to shoot the messenger in this case.
        Apr 23, 2019
      4. Trucy Wright
        Trucy Wright
        rip stereo ;-;
        Apr 23, 2019
      5. Jughead Jones III
        Jughead Jones III
        There's such thing as a volume button, you know.
        Apr 26, 2019
    5. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      {{Like this if u want a text from Oz in jail. BC that's where his life is at rn.
      1. Saaron, Skooter910, Octi and 2 others like this.
    6. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      Goal for this week: Don't die, don't get arrested, don't get locked out. This is the week.
      1. Toby Daye likes this.
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      3. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        I don't want the musical!
        Apr 16, 2019
      4. Toby Daye
        Toby Daye
        Oz: Toby, No! Toby: Toby, Yes!

        Seriously if you get arrested or something though, call me. You can recoup with Gilly's Little Foot adventure and I'll try to get it straightened out.
        Apr 16, 2019
      5. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        I already got arrested. I'm fine. It was a misunderstanding.
        Apr 16, 2019
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    7. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      I miss having a computer in my office. My fingers are cramping. I can't read my own handwriting... not that I ever could anyway...
      1. Qrow Branwen
        Qrow Branwen
        You sound like an old man.
        Apr 5, 2019
    8. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      I seem to keep dying in Pandora. I hope it's not a trend. It's exhausting.
      1. Taiyang Xiao Long likes this.
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      3. Taiyang Xiao Long
        Taiyang Xiao Long
        I live to pun. ;)
        Mar 27, 2019
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      4. Merlin Ambrosius
        Merlin Ambrosius
        From one immortal to another, it probably is a trend.
        Mar 27, 2019
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      5. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        There are those centuries, aren't there? It's ridiculous. And then next thing I'm 95 and I can't seem to die if I TRY.
        Mar 27, 2019
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    9. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      Dogs should not teleport. It goes against nature and sanity.
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      2. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        Hm. Henry teleports to me frequently. Against my will. I can't even shower in peace. He teleports into the shower and the mess is astonishing.
        Mar 18, 2019
      3. Caduceus Clay
        Caduceus Clay
        Hm. The one I knew, if it's in fact a Blink Dog, learned where to teleport by giving it a cue. The cue was 'home'. It was also taught to teleport on command... well.. not very well, honestly. But it was also a puppy.
        Mar 18, 2019
      4. Minako Arisato
        Minako Arisato
        who are you to tell dogs what they can and cannot do?
        Mar 18, 2019
    10. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      Are dogs generally magically inclined in Pandora? I don't know how else he keeps appearing in my locked office when he is lonely.
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      3. Jaune Arc
        Jaune Arc
        I wasn't crying!! My eyes were just watering because all of the bee stings! AND THOSE WERE CONFIDENTIAL
        Feb 9, 2019
      4. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        Jaune, I was headmaster. They were confidential between you, your team, your teacher, and myself. I was supposed to have a meeting with you about the bees, but Professor Goodwitch said I was laughing too much to be appropriate
        Feb 9, 2019
      5. Ambrose Spellman
        Feb 9, 2019
    11. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      Who hexed all of my pens to misspell everything? I have to regrade 40 papers
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      2. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        He's very happy no matter what I call him. It's fine. He ate part of my desk on Saturday.
        Feb 6, 2019
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      3. Merlin Ambrosius
        Merlin Ambrosius
        ... Right.
        Feb 6, 2019
      4. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        :)
        Feb 6, 2019
    12. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      Who keeps taking my stapler and hiding it in the kitchens. How do you keep GETTING my stapler? Use your talents for good, please.
      1. Skye likes this.
      2. Setsuna
        Setsuna
        Maybe you just take it in the kitchen but forget every time? It happens to me all the time...
        Feb 2, 2019
    13. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      WHO TAMPERED WITH MY SCROLL WHY IS IT DOING THIS I AM NOT SHOUTING HOW DO I FIX IT WHY
      1. Qrow Branwen and Naoto Shirogane like this.
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      3. Qrow Branwen
        Qrow Branwen
        Alright, well stop with the mad violence and leave the poor thing alone. I'll come over in the middle of class.
        Jan 28, 2019
      4. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        BOUNCING IT OFF THE WALL IS STRESS RELIEF
        Jan 28, 2019
      5. Qrow Branwen
        Qrow Branwen
        Did your mother never teach you to control your temper?
        Jan 28, 2019
    14. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      Henry the dog is not my dog. Please do not spread this rumor. Instead, help Henry find his way home and out of my office.
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      2. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        You are your father's daughter and I do not know if that's a compliment
        Jan 22, 2019
      3. Yang Xiao Long
        Yang Xiao Long
        It sure is!!
        Jan 22, 2019
      4. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        Yes, I suppose it is Miss Xiao Long
        Jan 22, 2019
    15. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      Bonus marks for whoever brings dog treats to my office.
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      2. Ambrose Spellman
        Ambrose Spellman
        His name is Asmodeus, he's very nice.
        Jan 19, 2019
      3. Trucy Wright
        Trucy Wright
        awwww I wanna meet him!!! what breed?
        Jan 19, 2019
      4. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        He isn't mine, Miss Wright, and his name is Henry. I don't know anything about dogs, so I wouldn't be able to tell you a breed.
        Jan 19, 2019
    16. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      Whoever brought their dog to the school, it is in my office. You have twenty minutes before I rename him.
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      2. Aversa
        Aversa
        Yes. I can't see the dog you named after someone I know *and* you won't even let me play with you. You're boring.
        Jan 18, 2019
      3. Ambrose Spellman
        Ambrose Spellman
        Do you regret not going with Azmodeus yet?
        Jan 18, 2019
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      4. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        No, Ambrose. Henry is fine.
        Jan 18, 2019
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    17. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      Having an open door policy has resulted in my office being too crowded for me to actually work. So I am in a cafe. I am confused.
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      2. Aversa
        Aversa
        The lady with the flying monkeys is my favorite character.
        I hope she defeats that green wizard at the end hehe!
        Jan 13, 2019
      3. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        She's allergic to water. How is that something to aspire to?
        Jan 13, 2019
      4. Aversa
        Aversa
        She's a connoisseur, she prefers wine! That's all.
        Jan 13, 2019
    18. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      I don't know who Britney Spears is, but apparently her music is in my class stereo and it is like a musical poltergeist
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      2. Simon Lewis
        Simon Lewis
        that something wasn't right here
        Jan 10, 2019
      3. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        Nevermind, Mr Lewis
        Jan 10, 2019
      4. Simon Lewis
        Simon Lewis
        hit mE BBY ONE MORE TIME
        Jan 10, 2019
    19. Robin
      Robin
      Ozpin, if you would stop reacting so strongly to Aversa. She's more likely to leave you be, my sister doesn't like mundane things. And in pursuit of making things interesting, she'll stir the pot of anyone she feels she can do so with.
      1. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        I appreciate your advice, Robin, and I already know her intentions. Unfortunately, I'm not very good at leaving things as is.
        Jan 9, 2019
      2. Robin
        Robin
        Then learn a new thing because the more you push, the more she'll push back. Trust me she's started wars for less, so just step back and think things through. Because it's getting a bit much.
        Jan 9, 2019
    20. Ozpin
      Ozpin
      NO ONE IS GOING TO WAR. IF ANYONE ARRIVES AT SCHOOL WITH A SWORD, THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.
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      2. Ozpin
        Ozpin
        Well, I can see the relation now
        Jan 9, 2019
      3. Claire Nunez
        Claire Nunez
        Wow, teach n. 1, can't you tell it's mostly a joke? Do you perhaps feel threatened?
        Jan 9, 2019
      4. Robin
        Robin
        We're not related by blood and that was my darkness talking, mostly.
        Jan 9, 2019
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    Location:
    Crystal Vales
    Occupation:
    Professor
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