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Text but when did I ever turn down a crafting session

Discussion in 'Communications' started by Margo Hanson, Apr 28, 2019.

  1. Margo Hanson

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    MAR 11 • 10:10 AM
    Margo → @Eliot Waugh


    motherfuckinghighking:
    hey El, how long does it take you to pick up some groceries, did you get lost??
     
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    To: Bambi
    I'm following an elaborate recipe, please.
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    I know you miss me, it must be tough, but you'll have to be a little more patient now, Bambi

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    well I am patient as always, but I'm not sure if stevie boy is.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    who is here in a sailor senshi costume if I didn't know better, lookin ridiculous while he waits for you

    motherfuckinghighking:
    I'd hurry a bit if I were you
     
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    To: Bambi
    Um - Steve in a sailor outfit?
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    Darling, have you been smoking something?
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    But in case you're not on magical mushrooms right now
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    Think you could sneak me a picture.... or two? (;

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    I'd say he's not going anywhere and you can look at him for as long as you want once you're here.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    but that'd be mean, and I'm only sometimes a mean bitch.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    [file attached]

    motherfuckinghighking:
    [file attached]

    motherfuckinghighking:
    I found the jinn spell, btw, El :eyerollemoji: you really thought that was a good idea? gifting a jinn to a muggle?
     
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    To: Bambi
    Ouw....maybe you should give him one of my shirts, I can't let him walk home in that
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    What a disaster. Was he playing sailor boy at a 9 year old's birthday party?
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    Hey, don't give me that judgy talk there. He really needed it. What's the matter?

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    it's a work thing, he said, but I don't fucking know what he works as that would want you to wear this nightmare??

    motherfuckinghighking:
    do I have to remind you of the last time we created a jinn to gift to someone, El

    motherfuckinghighking:
    not that I care, but it'd be pretty damn inconvenient if Stevie blows himself up on accident

    motherfuckinghighking:
    and he's a mundane, jinn are very literal, you know this
     
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    To: Bambi
    Maybe a children's sailor themed 9th birthday party after all. Poor parents couldn't afford an actual sailor.
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    *eye roll emoji* last time isn't this time, Bambi
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    I gave him instructions and warnings, he'll be just fine

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    well, that's all fair and well, just don't come running to me if he starts sucking on a knob you don't want him to suck on ;]

    motherfuckinghighking:
    then again, maybe come running to me and bring pictures
     
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    To: Bambi
    That was all your doing, may I remind you.
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    There will be no pictures because it won't happen
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    Trust me, I know just what I'm doing (;

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    I merely spiced up the game, El, but fine, paint me as the culprit, if that makes you sleep better ;]

    motherfuckinghighking:
    talking about knowing what you're doing - do you happen to know any doctor around here who's versed in STD's? magical ones, to be precise?
     
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    To: Bambi
    No, really, you just mocked my boyfriend because you were jealous and upset. Really, how low of you. Though you were right, the sex wound up not worth the eventual murder. (haha. literal murder). Should've gone sun bathing with you instead ):
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    And uh -
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    magical stds? Is there something you need to tell me, Bambi?
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    Who was it? I'll make them eat flies out of a glass jar for the rest of eternity.
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    Is it very disgusting? I promise I won't tell.

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    ..is this the right moment to say that I'm sorry that you had to kill him, while at the same time telling you that, damn right you should've come with me?

    motherfuckinghighking:
    I mean, don't accuse me of caring, but you were not in a good place afterwards.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    and I didn't like that on you at all.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    hahaha, I just imagined you cursing Josh to eat flies for the rest of his life, and now your friend looks at me in confusion, jeez, El, don't make me laugh so much

    motherfuckinghighking:
    listen, I am not sure if I got it or not. I had a weird, super realistic dream this morning and I just wanna check if that werewolf shit is a thing now or not, preferably fast before I wolf out or some shit
     
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    To: Bambi
    Please, let's not make this sappy. There was nothing to it
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    Wait. You fucked Josh. I.... have to ask: is it me dreaming right now? Would explain Stevie in a disgusting sailor outfit, too....

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    banging Josh is not on the same level as Steve in sailor clothes, wtf

    motherfuckinghighking:
    latter is obviously worse.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    listen, it was a hyper realistic dream, I don't know what of it is true and what isn't.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    ...except for the two axes that are lying in my bedroom now – I'm 100% sure I'm not high enough to be imaging them

    motherfuckinghighking:
    so, you think you know someone, maybe?
     
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    To: Bambi
    Okay but Josh is so....... Josh. I thought you had a taste for more fabulous people
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    Axes - ..... Okay so I am definitely getting concerned. Is there blood on these axes, by any chance? Just checking
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    I'll see what I can do. Anything for you, bambi, you know this. You're my favorite bitch, after all <3

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    El, don't be like that, I'm not complaining about your taste in men, okay, even though I very well could – and it was either that, or he'd have torn himself apart because of this stupid quickening shit. I saved his fucking life.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    there is no blood on them, but I named them sorrow and sorrow, because I'm neat like that.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    and you're mine. thanks, El. seriously.
     
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    To: Bambi
    What's wrong with my taste in men, precisely?
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    ..I am.. very confused. Quickening? Is that like, a fancy word for a magical quicky or? I told you, you need to include me in your new slang inventions, Bambi, otherwise it's just not cool
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    Sorrow and Sorrow, huh? Sounds like you. Which one's Sorrow 1 and which Sorrow 2 though?
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    Ah, save yourself the thanks. I can't promise anything, but I'll do what I can.
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    So uh...does this mean no more sex for you now or...?

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    they're either possessed Republican voters or awkward ice cream boys in sailor uniforms. I mean.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    though Prince Ess was actually hot, I give you that.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    and okay, Q was fine as well, I guess.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    oh, sorry, right, you don't know about that. it's some curse thing that occurs every 20 or so years, and every of those werewolves has to either fuck someone, or kill them. if they shut themselves in a cage or something, they're gonna kill themselves at the end of that week? at least that's what Josh told me in my dream and then we did some old ritual to stop it but that didn't fucking work, so I offered instead. bc he's my friend. kinda.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    .....I sure hope it fucking doesn't mean that.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    neither are sorrow 1 and sorrow 2. they're both sorrow, so I don't have to check which is which. that's the whole point.
     
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