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Text Every Witch Needs A Familiar

Discussion in 'Communications' started by Eliot Waugh, Apr 17, 2018.

  1. Eliot Waugh

    Eliot Waugh The Magicians

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    March 24th, Year 7
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    @Elspeth Gordie


    Do you sell cats?


    Wait, that was rude.


    Hi, I'm Eliot, found your number in this journal here. Do you sell cats?
     
  2. Elspeth Gordie

    Elspeth Gordie The Obernewtwyn Chronicles

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    What?


    No, I don't sell cats.


    I don't even own a cat.


    And what journal are you talking about?


    Elspeth. And I am very confused.


    I've only had this device for two weeks.
     
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  3. Eliot Waugh

    Eliot Waugh The Magicians

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    Oh, sorry. It said you sell cats to witches and the-like. Familiars.


    I mean, as far as I am aware you don't just buy a familiar but in this place you never know


    You know, Elspeth, it's funny you ask. It was actually a journal about cooking recipes.


    Congratulations to owning a phone, you are now officially a member of society
     
  4. Elspeth Gordie

    Elspeth Gordie The Obernewtwyn Chronicles

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    I can probably help you get a cat.


    And now I'm even more confused.


    Thanks. Beforetime technology is useful, if confusing.
     
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  5. Eliot Waugh

    Eliot Waugh The Magicians

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    Are we speaking of stealing cats here or am I reading the signals all wrong?


    Makes two of us being confused then


    Beforetime? What's that?
     
  6. Elspeth Gordie

    Elspeth Gordie The Obernewtwyn Chronicles

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    I don't need to steal one.


    There are plenty of strays who'd happily have a home, if you ask them.


    If you're being sarcastic, I have no idea.


    Before. Before the Great White, the cataclysm that made more than half our Land barren and glassy.
     
  7. Eliot Waugh

    Eliot Waugh The Magicians

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    Fair. But magically picking out a stray cat sounds like ridiculously exhausting work


    ...wow. Sounds like something straight out of the textbook. Let me guess - somebody mishandling magic, the powers turning against them, and suddenly the whole world goes up in flames? And now a lot of smart guys never miss an opportunity to remind young magic-wielders just how dangerous their powers are?

     
  8. Elspeth Gordie

    Elspeth Gordie The Obernewtwyn Chronicles

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    I wouldn't know, I've never used magic.


    There were weaponmachines. Clouds of smoke that boiled people's skin, and devastated land. You're very flippant about a catastrophe that killed billons and destroyed almost no traces of the world before, as well as creating a tyrannical government that burned my parents at the stake.
     
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    Eliot Waugh The Magicians

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    Ah machinery. Equally unsurprising


    I wouldn't say flippant, exactly, it's just this kind of thing happens a lot and at some point I gave up being shaken by it.


    Sorry about your parents though
     
  10. Elspeth Gordie

    Elspeth Gordie The Obernewtwyn Chronicles

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    I guess I can understand.


    It was a long time ago.
     
  11. Eliot Waugh

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    Long time ago or not - we all know this whole "time heals all wounds" thing is bullshit. It doesn't really get better. So, genuinely, I am sorry.


    Well, if you come across a stray cat that looks like it could use me, text me or something


    Other than that: good luck with figuring out all the interesting functions such a phone can provide
     
  12. Elspeth Gordie

    Elspeth Gordie The Obernewtwyn Chronicles

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    Thank you.


    Well, I have your number now.


    Yeah, I have no idea how to use most of these.