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News Article Giant Chicken Sightings

Discussion in 'Pandora News' started by Wanda Maximoff, Sep 20, 2018.

  1. Wanda Maximoff

    Wanda Maximoff Marvel Universe

    September 1st - Novemberish?? (PRETTY MUCH ALL SEASON)

    Over a dozen chickens have been spotted loitering, stampeding, and squatting throughout all regions of Pandora. The chickens are reportedly at a rough estimate of 20 to 25 feet (or 6.0 to 7.6 meters) tall. While eyewitness accounts have described them as docile, their unwieldy sizes combined with their obliviousness of their surroundings have led to a handful of noteworthy fiascos:

    • Mr. Chang reported a hapless feathered beast as having trampled over one of his prized cabbage stands in Ark City. "My cabbages!" he wailed upon our request for a statement, "...are thankfully insured!"
    • Another chicken was spotted racing across the Scorch in the Dread Wastes carrying a small, furry llama-like creature, likely an alpaca, on its back.
    • Lord Burns of the Crystal Vales described his attempt to capture one of these animals by planting chicken feed over a covered pit. Burns underestimated the size of the chicken, and his pit ended up being too shallow to be effective. The chicken has now claimed the pit location as its toilet.
    • The Ceres Mining Company of the Cosmic Wilderness spotted another one of these majestic creatures bok bok bok-ing with a school of cosmic tortoises.
    • "It was a big s*******, destroying property and raiding corner stores for food, up until a little tiny girl with a man appeared out of nowhere, and then it followed her home like a good chicken - although occasionally, it got sidetracked and started to wander."
    • The Elysian Alliance seems to have a new feathered ally thanks to Councillor of Science Akane Kurashiki. General Secretary Anakin Skywalker reportedly stared at the chicken for a solid thirty seconds before returning to his office without a further word.
    • Reportedly from the October 25th onwards, patrons to Cafe LeBlanc Deux will get a surprise: a giant chicken has taken up residence in the alley beside the cafe. The young man often seen feeding the chicken has repeatedly assured that it isn't going to eat any patrons, is perfectly safe, and that the chicken is a temporary fixture. The owner of said chicken is being looked for as we speak.

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    Supes and Wanda's chickens have inexplicably grown lorg and are now everywhere thanks to the Calamity dumping them out :[
    #1 Wanda Maximoff, Sep 20, 2018
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