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    September 25th


    Prompto frowned as he tucked the pillow under his head. They had stopped for the night at some random Hotel in Centria. He was just glad they had like...internet and phones again. That whole no tech BS had gotten old fast. So - of course - he had immediately found a local game to get into. It was a cool-ass FPS that seemed to be his jam. Let you run around solo, but grouping up was still a thing. It was like an MMO had a baby with all his fav FPS games. It was called Providence. And he already knew he was addicted. Not like...hey we need an intervention. Just like, really enjoying himself. And after all the stressful shiz he had been through over the past few months, he felt like he earned it. Plus nights in hotels were boring af. Normally Noct would be noct'd out in seconds. Luna would want to chill away from stinky boys for two seconds. So he just sorta...sat there. But now! Game.

    Only problem was that he was still learning the ropes. And had totes just ran into a randomly spawning high-level broski. He was small - meaning had started playing only a day or two before. Level not great. Gear, pretty terrible. Skill was...well, he was new. And about to get freaking obliterated.

    So he mashed jump, while aggressively typing in the local chat.



    LOKTON: lmfao uHHH
    LOKTON: s o s o s o s
    LOKTON: just made a giant bff who seems to want to eat my eyes
    LOKTON: i am small pls help
    LOKTON: ;A;

    ooc note: i literally looked up synonyms for "destiny" for the game name lakjsldjf
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    Hana had never felt quite as lonely as she had ending up here… wherever HERE was. She’d tried to get a straight answer, but asking seemed to draw her deeper down the rabbit hole. Instead, she’d given up and tried to find something that felt familiar and safe.

    Even when she was at the top of her game and the professional gaming world champion, she’d still had teammates right beside her. She still had friends. Maybe that’s what had made her find something like Providence to play. She could team up with people and maybe that ache of missing Yuna and Dae-hyun might lessen a little bit.

    The game had been fairly simple and she’d given herself over to the grind. That was something she was intimately familiar with. She knew how to work hard and how to level up. That’s what made games so fun. You could accomplish anything with enough skill and determination. She was running through a simple farming mission for loot when she first saw the SOS flash on her screen. At first, she was going to ignore it… who was stupid enough to wander into this part of the world under leveled, but she couldn’t shake the feeling of needing to be a hero.

    D.va: LOL
    D.va: group up w/ me
    D.va: i’ll protect you ;D


    She used the flare feature to give him an idea of where to go to get away from whatever big baddie he’d run into and agro’d. She loved this feeling. She used to get it when she was battling the Gwishin - that same rush of adrenaline making her heart beat faster, her fingers twitch, and the thrill of the kill singing in her ears.


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    Honestly, he didn't know how he wasn't dead yet. His health was screaming. There were red arcs on both sides of the screen. The center black and white. His earbuds screaming heart-beat noises into his skull. It was very stressful t-b-h. His face making giving enough away that the other people in the room with him were asking if he was like...actually okay.

    "I'm fine. Just...dying. In game. Not...real life."

    Turning his attention back to the explosions on screen, a savior appeared. Their gear was pretty, meaning they actually knew what they were doing. His was gross and mismatched and basically just there to cover his own ass.


    LOKTON: la;ksjldjfdf ty tyt ty ty ty
    LOKTON: [IMG]
    LOKTON: HE HITS HARD BE CAREFUL FRIENDO D:
     
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    It was easy to spot a noob. They tended to panic, and their armor almost always looked like they’d just gone thrift shopping… and not the cool Gucci kind. In contrast, her own was sleek and matching. Each piece was enhanced with mods and shaded a soft bubblegum pink.

    D.va: o rly?
    D.va: don’t worry
    D.va: i hit harder


    As she approached the big baddie and her new found… stray… friend? She wasn’t sure what they were at this point. Her Transcendent ability finally activated having picked off a few of the enemies with precision shots. The sparkle lighting up her screen and making her character glow a soft, iridescent white. “Showtime,” she murmured with a slow grin spreading across her lips.

    She jumped back a bit, launching her character into the air and then activated her Transcendent ability, shooting back down like a rocket into the center of the big baddie. There was an explosion of light, color, and enemy body parts. Lightning crackled around her, loot, coins, and smoke roiled away from the small crater that was left. As the dust settled, she giggled and used her ‘blow a kiss’ emote.

    D.va: dibs on the good stuff
    D.va: ;D

     
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    "Oh...em...gee," Prompto snorted, shaking his head. But yeah, made sense. What was a terrifying hell-monster to Prompto, was prob a grunt to this pink-clad-hero. Made sense since he was like...the n00biest of noobs. He wasn't bad at the game. Okay, maybe he was a lil. But still. Homegirl did hit hard. Prompto made a point to stay back - firing shots when he saw an opening, just like real life.

    Which...wow, yeah this was exactly like real life.


    LOKTON: f e a r
    LOKTON: WHOA
    LOKTON: SPARKLES ~*
    LOKTON: OAO SO PRETTY omg
    LOKTON: pls take all the good stuff
    LOKTON: i have earned nothing but sHAME
    LOKTON: tbh i didn't even know that was an emote
    LOKTON: unless u actually are The Best NPC
    LOKTON: and can just Do That™
    LOKTON: :0


    And so he jumped around her in circles, using his Point Emote, because it was the only one he had. He just...pretended it was dancing.
     
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    Hana couldn’t help but giggle at the excited way he was jumping around and pointing. It was one of the vanilla noob emotes that meant he hadn’t spent enough time collecting the random things in the game that unlocked better emotes like her signature ‘blow a kiss’. She reached for the bag of chips and popped open the cola next to her and settled in.

    D.va: i know i’m amazing
    D.va: xD nice moves
    D.va: it’s a rare one!!! :x
    D.va: u know wat? come with me
    D.va: if u want to live


    She giggle snorted into her cola and rolled her eyes at her own joke… one she kinda hoped he would get, but given that this seemed to be a place where certain things flew over people’s heads and other things hit the mark she had no idea. “You’re a weird one,” she mused watching his crazy pointing dancing. She knelt a couple times by a few pieces of loot that were too low for her but would be good for him so he would know what she meant.

    D.va: equip that stuff
    D.va: we’re going loot farming


    She took off in the opposite direction leading him to a strange little valley with a cave at the end. Every so often there was flash and then enemies poured out of it.

    D.va: ok n00b
    D.va: show me wat u got ;D

     
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    A lot of peeps just ignored noobs like himself because...well, they were everywhere and annoying. Whenever Prompto got into any game, he pretty much felt the same. Watching some level-one kid jump into a max-level area and start punching the little grunts that were running around, and getting decimated. Hilarious, but like...there were only so many you could help because you were just wasting your time.

    So the fact this bubblegum-flavored person stopped to help him?
    She was an actual goddess.
    Or he. Pink could be rocked by anyone.
    And the gender of their little dudes honestly meant nothing.


    LOKTON: hkahskdjhfdf
    LOKTON: I WILL FOLLOW YOU TO THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
    LOKTON: or uhh
    LOKTON: map


    The beautiful and magical D.va pointed out some lower level pieces of gear that were probably nothing to her. Prompto jumping a few times around it, before picking it up and equipping it. It...whoa yeah, was way better than what he had on, and even looked cooler.


    LOKTON: omg i feel pretty


    He jumped up and around her a bit more, before she took off. Prompto was quick to follow, honestly way-too-happy he had been adopted by some random player. Normally he ended up doing most shiz in these sorts of games by himself, unless he could get Noct or the other guys into it. That's...literally how the King's Knight craze started.


    LOKTON: cOMING
    LOKTON: i warn u i am small but
    LOKTON: FULL OF ENTHUSIASM
    LOKTON: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
     
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    There was a moment when she wondered if she wasn’t just wasting her time. Helping him wouldn’t necessarily help HER and there were other things she could be doing in the game to get ahead. If she wanted to be the very best she couldn’t really afford to waste time helping a n00b level up. At the same time, she was lonely. If she were playing this game back in Busan, she’d have D.mon, Casino, King and Overlord to hang with. Here? She had no one.

    Scratch that.

    She had LOKTON for now…

    D.va: promises promises
    D.va: ;D


    She rolled her eyes at him equipping the lower level gear. It wasn’t anything special, but she supposed to him it was leagues above the crappy stuff he had been wearing. If he stuck with her, he wouldn’t have to worry about lower level gear at all. She didn’t know why she liked him so much but there was something… puppy-ish about him. The overprotective part of her taking over as she had no other real outlet for it. If she were in Busan she’d be worried about Gwishin attacks… but here… there was nothing for her to care about except apparently random n00bs.

    D.va: ur looking good~
    D.va: pfft. size isn’t everything!


    She, herself, was diminutive, and it was something that often had people underestimating her abilities and strength. For her, it was an advantage of sorts. No one expected that loud, boisterous bubblegum chewing chick was going to hand them their asses in real life let alone a video game.

    D.va: ヽ(=^・ω・^=)丿
    D.va: try and keep up!

     
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    Prompto...was really enjoying himself. Prob more than he had since he first installed the game, and the initial whoa wore off. A large grin sitting on his lips, as he bounced after D.va - feeling pretty in his new gear, and all pumped up to just kill some stuff. If he had a fist pump emote, he'd be using it.


    september 25

    LOKTON: ;D
    LOKTON: thanks again for grouping up w/ me
    LOKTON: this game is already waAYYY more fun with another person
    LOKTON: i tired to get my friends to play 2 but
    LOKTON: one is asleep basically on me rn
    LOKTON: and i'm not sure the other one has ever seen a computer b4 so
    LOKTON points
    LOKTON: UR NAME IS COOL BTW
    LOKTON: it's like diva but
    LOKTON: computery
    LOKTON: A++++
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    ooc - SO I MADE A NEW CODE FOR LITERALLY THE PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD but feel free to use the old one if you want. or this one. WHATEVER IS EASIER
     
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    Maybe it wasn’t tackling the hardest, most challenging quests of the game, but there was something extremely fun in tackling them together. It felt nice, but at the same time, it came with a pang of homesickness. But, blasting away baddies with a n00b in tow made it hurt a little less. Every friendship had to start somewhere.


    september 25

    D.va: np!
    D.va: you were kinda screaming
    D.va: a lot
    D.va : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    D.va : games are always more fun with someone!
    D.va : but sleeping is weak sauce, u need better friends

    D.va ‘nyahhhhhs’
    D.va giggles

    D.va : U NEED BETTER EMOTES
    D.va : THANKS!!! *v*
    D.va : what is urs?
    D.va : what is a LOKTON?
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    ooc – U R AMAZING. It is beautiful and perfect, just like you <3
     
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    september 25

    LOKTON: yeah i was kinda just
    LOKTON: keyboard smashing with actual tears running down my face
    LOKTON: f e a r
    LOKTON: AND LISTEN I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME
    LOKTON: homeboy is literally a nap machine
    LOKTON: i say as he crawls further onto me
    LOKTON: rip ability to move
    LOKTON: fun fact there's also a kitty on me too
    LOKTON: I AM EVERYONE'S PILLOW
    LOKTON: way wayyy back when before Pandora was a thingg
    LOKTON: we'd stay up and game ALL NIGHT
    LOKTON: but then he'd literally sleep ALL DAY LONG and it was redic
    LOKTON: I DO NEED BETTER EMOTES
    LOKTON points
    LOKTON: np cool kid ;D
    LOKTON: okay yeah valid question
    LOKTON: it's the brand of my camera lmfao
    LOKTON: which is more Unique and Interesting here then back home
    LOKTON: so i just pretend i'm cool and hope nobody notices the nerd behind the curtain
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    D.va: ur kinda weird
    D.va: but that’s ok cuz i kind of like it
    D.va: u remind me of a friend of mine from back home
    D.va: he goes by casino
    D.va: ugh gross sleep
    D.va: i wish they had nano-cola here
    D.va: that’s how i used to stay up all the time
    D.va: KITTY????????
    D.va: I LOVE KITTIES!!
    D.va: that sounds like me and my friends
    D.va: we were all pro
    D.va: D.mon and me were even on the same team
    D.va: before MEKA recruited
    D.va: REALLY?????
    D.va: never heard of it
    D.va: but yeah you are a nerd ;D
    D.va: but i kinda like it
    D.va: what do you do when you’re not gaming?
    D.va: like irl?
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    LOKTON: ;D that's how i make all my friends
    LOKTON: "i tolerate you sorta"
    LOKTON: #friendship
    LOKTON: nano cola sounds like it glows in the dark
    LOKTON: i want it
    LOKTON: i just abuse energy drinks
    LOKTON: they're basically all the same
    LOKTON: named something like STRENGTH or GRRR or MONSTER and taste like battery acid
    LOKTON: might actually be battery acid tbh
    LOKTON: y e s KITTY
    LOKTON: her name is Tater Tot and she is my Daughter
    LOKTON: im normally more of a dog person
    LOKTON: but honestly this cat has Won Me Over
    LOKTON: tho there are 2 doggies here too
    LOKTON: but they're asleep on their Real Mom
    LOKTON: what's MEKA :0
    LOKTON: makes me think of giant robots fighting each other
    LOKTON: ARE THERE GIANT ROBOTS FIGHTING EACH OTHER
    LOKTON: uhhhh irl i'm kinda
    LOKTON: well BEFORE stuff got weird i was a waiter/kinda bartender
    LOKTON: atm i'm a freelance photographer
    LOKTON: but once we stop roadtrippin' im gonna try to get a real job
    LOKTON: at like a newspaper or something maybe idk
    LOKTON: BOUT U DVA

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    september 25

    D.va: i guess that’s one way to make them?
    D.va: amirite?
    D.va: mebbe?
    D.va: i think it made me see colors once
    D.va: but could have been the concussion too
    D.va: ikr
    D.va: tbh i drank nano-cola cuz i was the face of it
    D.va: buuuuuttttt
    D.va: i kinda love energy drinks too?
    D.va: and doritos
    D.va: have you had those?
    D.va: cheesy, crunchy and amazing!!!!
    D.va: u r so lucky to have fluffy pets to cuddle
    D.va: we couldn’t have them in MEKA
    D.va: omg u know MEKA?
    D.va: yeah basically
    D.va: except like evil robots who wanna destroy everything
    D.va: made by a factory thing deep in the sea
    D.va: that just doesn’t stop
    D.va: ohhh jealous
    D.va: idk what i want to do now
    D.va: other than kick your butt by being awesome ;D
    D.va: i haven’t ever really done anything but gaming and fighting :/
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    LOKTON: concussion and op energy drink
    LOKTON: how ru alive
    LOKTON: dont think ive had that BRAND but
    LOKTON: energy drinks + CHEESY DEATH CHIPS
    LOKTON: the real otp
    LOKTON: they're the type of chip that like
    LOKTON: is the glitter of chips
    LOKTON: u get the dust on your fingers and it just gets everywhere
    LOKTON: doesn't MATTER IF YOU WIPE OFF UR HANDS
    LOKTON: it gets
    LOKTON: e v e r y w h e r e
    LOKTON: omg no i was GUESSING
    LOKTON: wait hold tf up
    LOKTON: YOU FIGHT IRL
    LOKTON: IN A ROBOT SUIT
    LOKTON: AGAINST...CRIME?
    LOKTON: where do i submit my new best friend application
    LOKTON: my booty is thoroughly kicked by ur awesomeness already tbh
    LOKTON: LISTEN.
    LOKTON: i know this world is Weird cuz like
    LOKTON: none of us are home and a lot of ppl get weird and mood about that but like
    LOKTON: we can literally do WHATEVER here yanno?
    LOKTON: the guy that's asleep on me rn
    LOKTON: he was Royal back in our world
    LOKTON: like literally a freaking prince that has like Magical Royal Powers
    LOKTON: which sounds awesome but like homeboy has always just wanted to chill yanno?
    LOKTON: be a normal person
    LOKTON: not have to deal with all the burdens that garbage that were expected of him
    LOKTON: like from MY TIMELINE
    LOKTON: im p sure he's dead already bc of that :\
    LOKTON: but he came to Pandora before that and like
    LOKTON: he can just finally do whatever
    LOKTON: AND YOU CAN TOO
    LOKTON: wow omg i went into massive oversharing mode
    LOKTON: i may or may not also be drinking an energy drink rn and it just HIT ME
    LOKTON: but srsly maybe start with something simple that you didn't have a chance to do back home?
    LOKTON: something dumb and ordinary like work at a video game store or arcade or something.
    LOKTON: what's nice about here is that we can like go kick monster butt if we want to
    LOKTON: but also like...find safety and stop fighting whenever.

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    september 25

    D.va: idk i ask myself that alot xD
    D.va: xD glitter chips
    D.va: i’d go for that
    D.va: well i DID
    D.va: i don’t rn
    D.va: idk something happened on entry
    D.va: so tokki is kind of
    D.va: broke :c
    D.va: and not rly crime but like squid bots
    D.va: they looked like squids
    D.va: they shot lasers and and rockets and had these pincers
    D.va: i thought they were the scariest things
    D.va: but being alone is kinda scarier
    D.va: REALLY???
    D.va: irl?
    D.va: what does that make you?
    D.va: a knight?
    D.va: lol
    D.va: idk i spend a lot of time in the arcade
    D.va: when you’ve spent your whole life fighting
    D.va: it almost feels selfish to do whatever you want
    D.va: i always made my country proud
    D.va: now there’s no one to be proud of me
    D.va: yeah now i need to fight things cuz
    D.va: that was 2 much FEELZ
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