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Discussion in 'Communications' started by Margo Hanson, Sep 9, 2019.

  1. Margo Hanson

    Margo Hanson The Magicians

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    OCT 12 • 11:30 AM
    Margo → @Jimmy Ryan


    motherfuckinghighking:
    alright, Hannah, I'm usually a good sport and all, but it's been a week and I am still waiting for you to pay that bill

    motherfuckinghighking:
    so, this is me, kindly asking you to pay your fucking bills or else I'll send this demon back to you per mail and I'm at least 95% sure you wouldn't like that. : )

    motherfuckinghighking:
    thank you for your attention and have a nice day
     
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  2. Jimmy Ryan

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    What the fuck are you talking about??
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    What mental fuckin' hospital did you escape from?
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    I ain't got no damn business with you or your Hannah

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    ....dear christ who are you

    motherfuckinghighking:
    and why would your number be the same as Hannah's ??
     
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    Who's that bitch Hannah?!

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    someone who owes me 800 bucks

    motherfuckinghighking:
    or else I'll send her a demon in a box
     
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    What a bitch
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    I don't know any Hannahs though, sorry
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    Don't have 800 bucks either

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    ugh, of course you don't

    motherfuckinghighking:
    my apologies for this interruption then

    motherfuckinghighking:
    and you better not turn out to be Hannah or I'll make sure you'll be celebrating Christmas with Enofikus this year. and early.
     
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    Wait so you actually think this exorcist crap is real?

     
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  9. Margo Hanson

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    motherfuckinghighking:
    I am an exorcist.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    professional exorcist.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    but don't you dare think of fucking church priests with crosses now or something.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    I have axes. they exorcise. I profit.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    and I look much better if I say so myself (;
     
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    Right. Okay then.
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    Think you can get me some of whatever you're on?

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    are you like

    motherfuckinghighking:
    literally closing your eyes every time you walk out the door in this world

    motherfuckinghighking:
    or why are actual demon exorcists the weirdest thing you've heard about
     
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    I'm sure tryin'!
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    Exorcist wasn't even that good a movie, cut back on the hype

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    uh, yeah? duh. because it was utterly inaccurate??

    motherfuckinghighking:
    but I guess you wouldn't believe me even if showed you Enofikus. terribly annoying guy. drooling all over our fucking floor.
     
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    Why even keep a fuckin' demon??
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    That's batshit, man
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    Is it a sex thing or somethin'?

     
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    motherfuckinghighking:
    ......

    motherfuckinghighking:
    not to kinkshame or anything but fucking that demon would be the grossest shit I'd ever do. and that means something.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    I'm keeping it, because Hannah hasn't paid me yet, and if she doesn't, I'll send it back to her.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    no money, no help, that's the deal.
     
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    ...
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    You're a tough one, ain't ya?
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    I like it
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    Sounds like that bitch Hannah ain't got no clue what's comin' for her
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    Sorry - who were you again?

     
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  17. Margo Hanson

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    motherfuckinghighking:
    yeah? you like tough girls? who doesn't?

    motherfuckinghighking:
    if she's even here still. gods, I should demand the people to pay me more of the bill upfront. fucking hell.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    High King of Fillory, the Briefly-One-Eyed Destroyer, Margo Fucking Hanson.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    and you are?
     
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    Do these tites increase your exorcism payment?
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    Jimmy.
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    ....Just Jimmy
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    What do y'mean - if she's still here? I thought this place's whole deal was "you can't fuck off"

     
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  19. Margo Hanson

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    motherfuckinghighking:
    of course they do

    motherfuckinghighking:
    no, just kidding. I'm not that stuck up.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    well sorry to be the bearer of bad news, honey, but just as randomly as you get dragged here, you sometimes get dragged back to where you came from. ppl say you forget everything that went down here, others say you just straight up die when you get dragged away. guess we'll find out some day.

    motherfuckinghighking:
    not that that's worth anything then
     
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    ...
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    Not quite sure what to say here
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    But that's fucked, man

     
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