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Kakashi Hatake
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  • 400 different books of fairy tales were just hand-delivered by a talking bear that walked out of the back of the bookshoppe. :) I want to stress how not okay this is. Where did the bear come from, and why was it covered in oatmeal.
    Kakashi Hatake
    Kakashi Hatake
    you sick son of a bitch don't you dare
    Qrow Branwen
    Qrow Branwen
    maybe pick up a stuffed bear to pour it on
    Kakashi Hatake
    Kakashi Hatake
    My bookshop just vomited up 400 copies of Codex Seraphinianus. Literally. The building vurped a tidal wave of the weirdest book I've ever read into my lap and I want to go home and shower now :( Come get your weird learning.
    400 copies of "So You Disappeared And Reappeared In Pandora Within 2 Seconds But It Felt Like 4 Years".......

    This is oddly specific. Come get them if you want. They all just say "Haha Shit's Fucked" over and over on the inside.
    400 copies of a really handy gardening manual just conveniently dropped out of the ceiling along with a metric tonne of what I assume is nice dirt. Come get both. Please. Someone remove this dirt.
    I just got smacked in the face by 400 copies of Aristotles' Nicomachean Ethics. I feel elevated already but I don't need this much philosophy in my life.
    400 copies of... a very detailed lawnmower manual. Huh. I guess if you have a lawnmower you could come grab one of these.....
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    Palmer
    Palmer
    I work in a fix-it shop, I might as well.
    400 different anthologies of ghost stories and spooky legends. Is it Halloween again somewhere? Anyway, come take them off my hands. La Llorona is a good one.
    400 different house cleaning DIY guides just fell on my head. Probably means I should clean up the Christmas explosion that is the bookshop. Please come take some holiday cheer off my hands. 90% of it is free.
    Kakashi Hatake
    Kakashi Hatake
    Well that's your own fault for not loving a good deal
    Billy Batson
    Billy Batson
    seriously though do you want some help cleaning everything up? I'll do it for free and everything, I ate like 300lbs of turkey this year and could REALLY do with the exercise.
    Futaba Sakura
    Futaba Sakura
    He's right. Don't want a book but if you want help, I can help too.
    400 copies of The Ultimate Guide To DIY Home Improvement And Repair just dropped on the counter. Come fix your things or whatever. We're open again, I guess.
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    Palmer
    Palmer
    Not that I really need it, but I'll take one. Wonder why it's always 400 . . .
    Uh 400 different newspapers just fell on the counter. Dates range from... 1842 thru 2020. Looks like a few different worlds' maybe. I don't know. I never know.
    400 copies of Titanic's novelization. Never watched the movie but the book ripped my heart out and ate it while I cried, so that's a thing. Also never getting on a boat again.
    400 copies of a giant veterinary manual along with thirteen piglets just appeared in the back aisles. The piglets are spoken for, but come get your animal health knowledge fix or whatever. If you find a stethoscope, you get to keep it for free
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    Palmer
    Palmer
    Aww, I wanted a piglet
    Ran Mouri
    Ran Mouri
    I've just adopted five kittens, I could use some more animal health knowledge! I'll come pick one up.
    Mega Man
    Mega Man
    Aw! Are the people getting the piglets going to be nice to them?
    T
    Kakashi, go get me some Sake. You're my new assistant since Shizune isn't around...I think....
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    Kakashi Hatake
    Kakashi Hatake
    Would if I could, but my schedule doesn't leave much room ^^ Don't kill me. Thanks.
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    Sachiko Shinozaki
    Sorry to bust in lady but titles and jobs from your old world don't mean jack here, so leave the guy be.
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    Tsunade
    You can go away or ignore it, ya know.
    400 exorcism rites just got dumped on my head, so if anyone's possessed, have I got a deal for you. Pls ignore the non-fiction mummy if you come in. And the Creep in Historical Fiction. And maybe don't wander into the back aisles.
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    Sachiko Shinozaki
    I'll take them all off of your hands.
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