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Kakashi Hatake
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  • 400 copies of... a very detailed lawnmower manual. Huh. I guess if you have a lawnmower you could come grab one of these.....
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    Palmer
    Palmer
    I work in a fix-it shop, I might as well.
    400 different anthologies of ghost stories and spooky legends. Is it Halloween again somewhere? Anyway, come take them off my hands. La Llorona is a good one.
    400 different house cleaning DIY guides just fell on my head. Probably means I should clean up the Christmas explosion that is the bookshop. Please come take some holiday cheer off my hands. 90% of it is free.
    Kakashi Hatake
    Kakashi Hatake
    Well that's your own fault for not loving a good deal
    Billy Batson
    Billy Batson
    seriously though do you want some help cleaning everything up? I'll do it for free and everything, I ate like 300lbs of turkey this year and could REALLY do with the exercise.
    Futaba Sakura
    Futaba Sakura
    He's right. Don't want a book but if you want help, I can help too.
    The shop looks like a bunch of elves puked on it and 800 different Christmas books just rained from the ceiling. Please save me. I can't maintain this level of holly jolly for long.
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    Kakashi Hatake
    Kakashi Hatake
    ....wait is this a real concern I should have
    Futaba Sakura
    Futaba Sakura
    Kakashi Hatake
    Kakashi Hatake
    Thanks I hate it
    400 copies of The Ultimate Guide To DIY Home Improvement And Repair just dropped on the counter. Come fix your things or whatever. We're open again, I guess.
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    Palmer
    Not that I really need it, but I'll take one. Wonder why it's always 400 . . .
    Uh 400 different newspapers just fell on the counter. Dates range from... 1842 thru 2020. Looks like a few different worlds' maybe. I don't know. I never know.
    400 copies of Titanic's novelization. Never watched the movie but the book ripped my heart out and ate it while I cried, so that's a thing. Also never getting on a boat again.
    400 copies of a giant veterinary manual along with thirteen piglets just appeared in the back aisles. The piglets are spoken for, but come get your animal health knowledge fix or whatever. If you find a stethoscope, you get to keep it for free
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    Palmer
    Palmer
    Aww, I wanted a piglet
    Ran Mouri
    Ran Mouri
    I've just adopted five kittens, I could use some more animal health knowledge! I'll come pick one up.
    Mega Man
    Mega Man
    Aw! Are the people getting the piglets going to be nice to them?
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    Kakashi, go get me some Sake. You're my new assistant since Shizune isn't around...I think....
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    Kakashi Hatake
    Kakashi Hatake
    Would if I could, but my schedule doesn't leave much room ^^ Don't kill me. Thanks.
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    Sachiko Shinozaki
    Sorry to bust in lady but titles and jobs from your old world don't mean jack here, so leave the guy be.
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    Tsunade
    You can go away or ignore it, ya know.
    400 exorcism rites just got dumped on my head, so if anyone's possessed, have I got a deal for you. Pls ignore the non-fiction mummy if you come in. And the Creep in Historical Fiction. And maybe don't wander into the back aisles.
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    Sachiko Shinozaki
    I'll take them all off of your hands.
    400 copies of Battle Royale just dropped on the floor. Pls come get your fill of child endangerment.
    400 copies of... the official Dolly Parton autobiography with attached CDs? No idea who she is, but she seems nice and twangy!
    400 copies of Scary Stories To Tell In the Dark. 400 copies of More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. 400 copies of Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones.
    super spooky or whatever
    Plato's The Republic. 400 copies. There's too much philosophy in this shop, please come remove it. They're free. I'll pay YOU to take them.
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    Moh Kohn
    Moh Kohn
    Don't get the wrong idea - this budget for new state libraries has to be spent on something. May as well be the classics of philosophy.
    Kakashi Hatake
    Kakashi Hatake
    @Moh Kohn Then I'm going to add To Kill a Mockingbird, Anna Karenina, Thomas the Tank, The Magna Carta, The Declaration of Independence, and over 300 copies of Ninjas Of Love. You're welcome. I'm not hand delivering all this.
    Moh Kohn
    Moh Kohn
    Well, shit, that's a windfall all right. I'll message you to arrange payment, then we'll send some people down to pick it all up. Cool?
    400 copies of To Kill A Mockingbird, which features a shocking lack of mockingbirds. Also 400 copies of Anna Karenina. Also featuring an alarming lack of mockingbirds.
    400 copies of the Magna Carta showed up at the shop, so there's a sale on that. Also 400 copies of Thomas The Tank Engine. Thomas is more interesting, in case you were curious.
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