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  • Has anyone seen this man?! His name is Kylo Ren, he's my best friend and there's some new kid on his Starkbook but I haven't heard from Kylo!

    He's cool and smart and he totally gets me. He's accompanied by a droid named BB-5A. If you learn anything about what happened to him, please let me know.

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    Howdy Starknet! Hope everyone's having a great night! Yeah... oh these? Yeah, I'm finally going through puberty, mhm. My man hair came in, now my chest is all hairy! I'm a big boy now!

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    One-One
    One-One
    Oh like binery! That'd be so poggers! Mm, but I don't think it was binery, there were letters. 01000010 01100101 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101 01110011 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110
    Trucy Wright
    Trucy Wright
    I think that was hex decimal code he was spamming, One-One.
    One-One
    One-One
    @Trucy Wright Oh, thank you so much! That makes a lot more sense now!

    But only just.
    "Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom." well that explains a lot, doesn't it.
    Scaramouche
    Scaramouche
    "Oof! Listen to this jazzy cat, askin' all the tough questions. As soon as he's done growin' a hairy chest, daddy-o, he'll let'cha know~."
    One-One
    One-One
    @Yondu Udonta D-don't listen to him! I am back! With a very hairy chest, mhm, oh yes very real. Much hair. So coarse. Yes. A-anyway, step 4 is profit! :blobovo:

    Profit that would go to the poor and needy and not line the pockets of rich CEOs and fat cats who've never worked a day in their life.
    Yondu Udonta
    Yondu Udonta
    "Sounds fair t' me, gang. Guess I'll hop out 'til the next big question comes along..." :blobsunglasses:
    Happy Father's day to every Daddy, but especially to my Daddy! :blobheart: He's amazing, he's funny, he works hard and does his best every day!

    Pops wants to improve himself and succeeds at it. That makes him better than about... 85% of the population. My Pops is fantastic. Thanks for, uh, being really patient with me... :blobnervouspleading:
    Scaramouche
    Scaramouche
    "I-I have the best BOGO son ever...!!

    Thank you, pumpkin. Your faith means a lot to this old 'bot. I won't let you down, no matter what. Even if I have to rub your mother's nasty troll feet until the end of time!!

    (P.S.: don't tell her I said that...)"
    One-One
    One-One
    You're welcome, Daddy! You have my complete and utter faith, anytime! You won't ever let me down! :blobmeltsoblove:

    Usually I'd charge you for that secret but... because of Father's Day, I guess I'll keep my butt-butt shut.
    Happy's Mother's day to all the mums in Pandora! You're all amazing, and you do a fantastic job every day! :blobheart:

    And an extra special happy Mother's day to my mum. Objectively the best Mummy and no I do not take criticism.

    Hope you enjoyed your breakfast in bed that Daddy and I made! :blobinlove:

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    Max Reed
    Scaramouche
    Scaramouche
    "I know I'm like the last mechanical dandy to flap his silicon gums, but... what's with the Roy G. Biv, baby? That's sus, even for you, Reedster! Also, we totally knocked that Mother's Day breakfast out of the park!! First time I've ever heard that fire-breathin' dame squeal."
    "Hey, so, uh... I worked on improvin' myself today. Mmmmiiiiight have Fandango'd on a few toes to do it (and, let's be honest here, probably had way too much fun in the process), but I'm learnin'! Slowly, but... I am.

    I know I ain't the perfect parental unit, peanut, but your old pile of bolts is givin' it everythin' he's got."
    If you can, serve other people, other sentient beings. If not, at least refrain from harming them.

    Very thought provoking. I recommend everyone who's too stupid to read, to pick up a copy of The Art of Happiness. There's good stuff in there. It really touches to the heart of my artificial soul.
    One-One
    One-One
    @Palmer You got me there. Don't worry, I'm not actually recommending the book to people who are too stupid to read. I'm just having a go at someone who was implying I'm too stupid to understand the work of the Dalai Lama. @Luke Skywalker Oh? How exciting~! I didn't know he was a jedi! ...What's a jedi? Also, who's your nephew? :3
    Luke Skywalker
    Luke Skywalker
    My nephew's called Ben, but you wouldn't know him. He pretty much hates everybody.

    And Jedi are the greatest warriors in the galaxy. I'm training to become one!
    One-One
    One-One
    ...Hm... Hates everybody you say...?

    I got MY book from my friend Kylo! I bought it for 'tree fitty', bubblegum, and paperclips!

    The Dalai Lama doesn't seem like the warrior type though....
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    Won't you come?
    And wash away the rain
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    Won't you come?
    Won't you come?
    In honor of all the poems I've been seeing on here

    If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be messed up or what?
    Scaramouche
    Scaramouche
    "I don't know which is worse: the fact that you felt compelled to share this wonderful 'nugget of wisdom' with the world, or the fact that your mother laughed her doughy ass off watchin' you do it.

    I live in a camper full of buddin' sociopaths."
    One-One
    One-One
    I think both of those are fantastic things, actually! :) Mommy looks so pretty when she laughs! And this Meowth person certainly appreciated a giggle from the 'wisdom nugget'!

    Takes one to know one, Pops.
    Happy Halloween!! I hope that everyone has fun dressing up in costumes, gobbling LOTS of candies, and disemboweling innocent pumpkins.
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    Not that it's a contest or anything... but guess who just made their first friend and now has a planned playdate meeting with them? Yeah, I'm just that impressive.
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    "Careful, diddums -- you'll trip over that big ol' head~! But yeah, sure, I'm proud of ya. Just remember he's the Prince of Darkness and not the Prince of Cute, Soft, Totally-Won't-Kill-Ya-At-All Cuddly Things, huh? Guy's got the temper of a freakin' volcano! We'll be cheerin' for ya on the sidelines."
    One-One
    One-One
    C'mon pops, I'm all head and no thumbs. I'll absolutely trip over myself. But it's nice to know you're proud of me. No worries pops, either we'll connect on being tortured artists or we won't. It'll be exciting while it lasts. Thank you pops <3
    Happy Father's day to the BEST dad I've ever had! Also, like, the only dad I've ever had... But still the best! 10/10, greatest daddy is Scaramouche! He looks after me, keeps me safe, he gives lovely hugs and kisses, he's always so kind, and sometimes he's kinda funny. Funny looking, too. Happy Father's day, Pops.
    Scaramouche
    Scaramouche
    "And guess where turds belong~? Go scrub them toilets and I'll call it even stevens, pinkie promise with a cherry on top. Also, didja just, like, threaten to torch my Father's Day gifts...? Includin' the lil' haiku ya wrote?

    #Low blow, kid!! I oughta ground ya 'til your infamous heat death of the universe."
    One-One
    One-One
    Sounds like a fair deal to me! No! Don't NEGOTIATE with him! It's not fair at all! It's okay daddy, I wouldn't have let him torch them! I wouldn't have really don't it anyway, it took forever to get those gifts. Sigh... time to admit defeat. Might as well embrace the grounding. My last wish, for my epitaph to read 'here lies One-One, he was grounded unjustly'.
    Scaramouche
    Scaramouche
    "Unjustly, eh~? Here's a toothbrush. By the time you're done bellyachin' to the moon and back about patriarchal oppression, I should be able to see my tyrannical reflection grinnin' up at me!! You'll thank me later. Now go scrub-a-dub-dub those commodes, kiddo, chop chop~!

    Oh, and dinner's at 5."
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