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One-One

One-One

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    Happy's Mother's day to all the mums in Pandora! You're all amazing, and you do a fantastic job every day! :blobheart:

    And an extra special happy Mother's day to my mum. Objectively the best Mummy and no I do not take criticism.

    Hope you enjoyed your breakfast in bed that Daddy and I made! :blobinlove:

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    "I know I'm like the last mechanical dandy to flap his silicon gums, but... what's with the Roy G. Biv, baby? That's sus, even for you, Reedster! Also, we totally knocked that Mother's Day breakfast out of the park!! First time I've ever heard that fire-breathin' dame squeal."
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    "Hey, so, uh... I worked on improvin' myself today. Mmmmiiiiight have Fandango'd on a few toes to do it (and, let's be honest here, probably had way too much fun in the process), but I'm learnin'! Slowly, but... I am.

    I know I ain't the perfect parental unit, peanut, but your old pile of bolts is givin' it everythin' he's got."
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    If you can, serve other people, other sentient beings. If not, at least refrain from harming them.

    Very thought provoking. I recommend everyone who's too stupid to read, to pick up a copy of The Art of Happiness. There's good stuff in there. It really touches to the heart of my artificial soul.
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    @Palmer You got me there. Don't worry, I'm not actually recommending the book to people who are too stupid to read. I'm just having a go at someone who was implying I'm too stupid to understand the work of the Dalai Lama. @Luke Skywalker Oh? How exciting~! I didn't know he was a jedi! ...What's a jedi? Also, who's your nephew? :3
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    My nephew's called Ben, but you wouldn't know him. He pretty much hates everybody.

    And Jedi are the greatest warriors in the galaxy. I'm training to become one!
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    ...Hm... Hates everybody you say...?

    I got MY book from my friend Kylo! I bought it for 'tree fitty', bubblegum, and paperclips!

    The Dalai Lama doesn't seem like the warrior type though....
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    Won't you come?
    Won't you come?
    One-One
    In honor of all the poems I've been seeing on here

    If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be messed up or what?
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    "I don't know which is worse: the fact that you felt compelled to share this wonderful 'nugget of wisdom' with the world, or the fact that your mother laughed her doughy ass off watchin' you do it.

    I live in a camper full of buddin' sociopaths."
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    One-One
    I think both of those are fantastic things, actually! :) Mommy looks so pretty when she laughs! And this Meowth person certainly appreciated a giggle from the 'wisdom nugget'!

    Takes one to know one, Pops.
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    Happy Halloween!! I hope that everyone has fun dressing up in costumes, gobbling LOTS of candies, and disemboweling innocent pumpkins.
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    Not that it's a contest or anything... but guess who just made their first friend and now has a planned playdate meeting with them? Yeah, I'm just that impressive.
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    "Careful, diddums -- you'll trip over that big ol' head~! But yeah, sure, I'm proud of ya. Just remember he's the Prince of Darkness and not the Prince of Cute, Soft, Totally-Won't-Kill-Ya-At-All Cuddly Things, huh? Guy's got the temper of a freakin' volcano! We'll be cheerin' for ya on the sidelines."
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    C'mon pops, I'm all head and no thumbs. I'll absolutely trip over myself. But it's nice to know you're proud of me. No worries pops, either we'll connect on being tortured artists or we won't. It'll be exciting while it lasts. Thank you pops <3
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    Happy Father's day to the BEST dad I've ever had! Also, like, the only dad I've ever had... But still the best! 10/10, greatest daddy is Scaramouche! He looks after me, keeps me safe, he gives lovely hugs and kisses, he's always so kind, and sometimes he's kinda funny. Funny looking, too. Happy Father's day, Pops.
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    "And guess where turds belong~? Go scrub them toilets and I'll call it even stevens, pinkie promise with a cherry on top. Also, didja just, like, threaten to torch my Father's Day gifts...? Includin' the lil' haiku ya wrote?

    #Low blow, kid!! I oughta ground ya 'til your infamous heat death of the universe."
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    One-One
    Sounds like a fair deal to me! No! Don't NEGOTIATE with him! It's not fair at all! It's okay daddy, I wouldn't have let him torch them! I wouldn't have really don't it anyway, it took forever to get those gifts. Sigh... time to admit defeat. Might as well embrace the grounding. My last wish, for my epitaph to read 'here lies One-One, he was grounded unjustly'.
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    "Unjustly, eh~? Here's a toothbrush. By the time you're done bellyachin' to the moon and back about patriarchal oppression, I should be able to see my tyrannical reflection grinnin' up at me!! You'll thank me later. Now go scrub-a-dub-dub those commodes, kiddo, chop chop~!

    Oh, and dinner's at 5."
    One-One
    I don't know who Mary Christmas is, but I hope her special day is wonderful!
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    I'm uh...both! Yep! Probably both, that sounds about right. If you're the size of a girl, why are you not named Girl-chan, after girls?
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    I have no clue, you'd have to ask my creators. It's likely to make me more accepted or something.
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    Oh, I also noticed you're a robot. Would you believe that I'm also a robot ^_^
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