By the hands of the Gods, you have been plucked from your time and from your world, dropped into the box.
Only the box is a world of its own.
We are a mass crossover based on the concept of Pandora's Box. Characters from nearly any fandom can be played here. Because of the endless character possibilities, we are canon only here at Pandora. Take a peek at our rules and plot information before starting your new life in Pandora.
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  1. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Open Minor Vandalism

    One of the worst bits of space was sharing it. Yeah, they didn't have the numbers to stomp these places flat yet, and the people who lived out here paid a lot of cash for services only Gorgutz and his boyz were happy to provide, but it didn't mean he had to like it. Taking up a whole corner of...
  2. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Private Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me

    The ship shook again and again, and Gorgutz roared his displeasure, causing some of the pirates nearby to cover their ears. "Blast that little runt outta the sky!" The gunners attempted to do just that, but the ship's weaponry was designed to tackle targets that were larger than it, not...
  3. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Private Nirvana THIS

    "Well, do you want da gitz what drink 'ere to fink they can get away wiv anyfing? No, you gotta lay down da law wiv runts like dat, or else they'll walk all over ya!" But Gorgutz wasn't here to give advice on how to run a thriving business. Leaning in, he leered at the quaking little human...
  4. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Private Da Fix

    "Ah. Boss, we got a problem." It was the exact sequence of words Gorgutz detested most. Cursing into the radio receiver, he lifted it closer to his face. "What in da zog do you mean, 'a problem?' Didn't I say dis was gonna happen?" "Yeah, boss, yeah, but no worries - we'll deal wiv it!" Then...
  5. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Private Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me

    The ship began to rock as the other one's guns found it, an the pirate crew's panic became even more pronounced when the new "captain"... threw back his head and laughed. "Yeah, yeah! Dat's da stuff all right!" The ork was having the time of his life, the old rush of battle really adding a bit...
  6. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Private Nirvana THIS

    Gorgutz had no idea what customer support was, or really what the guy was talking about at all. Some stupid crap, no doubt about it. They were always talking a whole bunch'a nonsense, that was how you could tell there was one around. "There you are. Good, 'bout time you showed some guts!"...
  7. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Open lawrence of saddle arabia

    Getting to the actual planet of Pandora was hard work. First you had to dodge the 'umie Alliance ships that were always floating around, then you had to get to da gateway - not the main hole in the weird sky, but a smaller crack that the camp's sole Mekboy had developed a bit of a fixation on...
  8. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Private Da Fix

    Turning to his kommandos as he spoke to da boss, Skabgutz gave the signal to prepare for crash-landing. It was simple enough - they wanted to go in fast, but not too fast. Gotta look like an accident but not burn up the small pile of metal they'd left for the 'umie da boss had been talkin' to...
  9. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Private Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me

    The ship lurched under Gorgutz' feet, and the ork swore. "Who's drivin' dis fing? Can't you keep it goin' normal?" The human at the controls stammered as Gorgutz glared at them, but eventually managed to get their explanation out. Another ship had apparently popped into the area of space they...
  10. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Private Da Fix

    "Sure, 'Umie, sure. Far from all da uvver 'umie camps, whatever you say." While it might have looked like Gorgutz was only half-listening - too interested in his new toys to care about the details - that was far from the truth. Well, some distance from the truth, anyway. As Doom left, the ork...
  11. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    nah the boss will!!!! give em ere!!! ~Grokkit

    nah the boss will!!!! give em ere!!! ~Grokkit
  12. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Private Da Fix

    Well, well, well. At last, a human that knew what actually had value. Yellow was Gorgutz' favourite colour at present - he'd gotten bored of red some years back - and to see all those lovely rokkits all bright and shiny filled his heart with something approaching glee. Reaching out to the...
  13. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Private Da Fix

    Date: March 20th, Y110 Location: [REDACTED], later Ceres Oh no, it's: @Victor Von Doom and later on @Brunnhilde too! ~~~ "So, lemme get dis straight, 'Umie. You 'eard about dis metal out in deez parts what's extra tough and you want a bunch of it fer yerself - but you ain't got yer own runts...
  14. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Private Nirvana THIS

    Date: March 30th, Y110 Location: Club Nirvana, on a relatively quiet day The unfortunate victim: @Elliott Witt ~~~~ The night's entertainment had only really just begun when the bouncer sailed across the entrance foyer and crashed into the bar with a sickening thud. His partner, stunned by...
  15. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Private Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me

    Date: March 12th, Y110 Location: a strip of astroid-filled space in the region of the planet Verdict. Tag: @Ben Solo and his Star Destroyer (plus crew) ~~~~ There. That wasn't so hard. As the carnage was swept up, Gorgutz kicked away the ruined body of the pirate captain and squinted at the...
  16. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    We have a world to win || UPDATED FOR CLARITY!

    He's green, he's mean, he's relatively obscene! Come and plot with my latest character, Gorgutz!
  17. Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    Warlord Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

    GORGUTZ ‘EAD ‘UNTER We is da orks, and you? Is not. Played by Mako Fandom: Warhammer 40,000 (this is a separate fandom from Warhammer, confusingly. Thanks, GW!) Age: Somewhere around 50. Species: Ork Gender/Pronouns: Presents as male, He/Him Canon Point: During the campaign on Cyprus Ultima...
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