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Phone Call Is this Pizza Hut?

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January 1st, 110
@Carter J. Burke

"Uh, hi. Can I get a large pizza with extra meat and . . . how about a large bottle of Sprite? Wait, do you sell Sprite?"
 
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"What do you mean you're not the pizza place? I'm hungry."

There's a moment of hysterical giggling, the kind you only get from someone high as a kite.

"How about . . . how about you get me a pizza and I'll pay you back. Sound good? Sound good, Burke my man? You can half have. Have half. Ha!"
 
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Look, just because you're hungry, it doesn't magically turn every business and home into a restaurant. That'd be a little too convenient.

A short pause.

Okay, you are definitely high.

Wait, hold your horses. I never said my name. Palmer? Oh God. You're high and you're pranking me! How...how the hell'd you get my number, huh?
 
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"I mean, it cooould . . . shit, no, bad thought. Very very bad thought. No. Fuck."

For a moment he almost sounds serious, but then he's giggling again.

"Uh, your phone number's in the thing. The phone. It says 'Call for pizza, Carter Burke, Daniel, Eddie.' Some other people too. I'm allowed a phone, right? Took a while for me to get one. Oh! Yeah. It's me. Hi!"
 
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Y-yeah, you’re right. That’s a...that’s a bad thought you’re having. I think it’s for the best that you forget you ever had it.

A short pause.

Okay, it’s in the phone, I get that. It’s how it ended up there that’s the question. Where’d you find it? Did you...did you make somebody squeal at WeyTech? Who was it? Dr. Cortex? And Daniel, Eddie...who are these people, huh? Your go-to for giving frights?
 
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"Right, right. Sorry about that, I'm hungry.

"Saw it on Eddie's phone. Eddie's the best. So's Daniel. They're my friends! I mean, you're a friend. But they're good friends, they like me.

He pauses. You can almost hear gears turning in his head.

"Hey, did you ever watch those movies I sent you?"
 
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Eddie, Eddie who...? Oh God. Cizko, the psychiatrist. You're rubbing elbows with the shrink I met up with several months back.​

It was a chance occurrence, by the way. It's not like I was looking for help or something like that.

A short pause, followed by a nervous chuckle.

Okay, about those movies - about our friendship - don't take it the wrong way but you've got a lot to learn about what I like and don't like. Horror flicks? Not my genre. I think I'd rather stick to sitcoms and sports games.
 
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"Yeah, that's our Eddie. You meet him in a bar or something? Likes his drinks, Eddie.

"Hey, how about we have a movie night? If I'm there the movies shouldn't be nearly as scary."
 
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Oh my God. What else did he tell you, huh? So much for keeping information confidential.​

And who said anything about being scared? They're just not my cup of tea. And come to think of it, neither is tea. I prefer a nice hot cup of coffee. But uh, yeah. Horror movies, they usually just come off real tacky. They're not for me.
 
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"What? Nah, that was just a guess.

"What about Carrie? Nosferatu? Invasion of the--wait, no, that one hits a bit too close to home."
 
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A guess. Sure. Okay. We can leave it at that.

But you're not gonna let up 'til I agree to this movie thing are you? Okay. You win. But here's the catch...nothing that'll hit close to home for me either. And the only snacks that are on the menu are chips and popcorn so don't even think about pulling a fast one on me, okay?
 
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"Sweet! Promise it won't hit too close to home. And I'll stick to food you're okay with. See you soon!"
 
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