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AUGUST 3, Y109
"Motherfucker..."

The sun was hot, which usually would have been a non-issue for the most splendid of all hunters. As it were, the human body was shit and he could feel the way the heat stung at the back of his neck, pulling moisture to the surface of his skin, which then soaked into the shirt he was supposed to wear, which made it feel sticky and uncomfortable. A hand reached up and slapped at the back of his neck, but it didn't do much good. His neck was still hot.

Looking upward at the sky, the glorious predator pursed his lips, wondering if he was as much of a fucking lunatic as he felt, for actually choosing this. Not... well...

He hadn't really chosen it. Not exactly, but if there was one thing he had come to realize in this world, it was that magic was fucking stupid, and it often worked against the ways of nature. He didn't know what that meant for him. Had he become some kind of abomination of humanity? Another one of these machinations? The hunter didn't want to give that too much thought, knowing how his head could get away from him now, so he moved on to the task at hand, which also had nothing to do with the blazing sun.

Beneath the enormous, monstrous thing-on-wheels (car? no, cars were the other ones? this had another name), a sad mewling reverberated and the mighty hunter dropped onto his stomach, flat against the hot pavement to squint into the shadows beneath the not-a-car. Near to one of the wheels, there was a shuddering clump of multi-colored fur. A mother cat and her hatchlings, whom he had been trying to coax out for a very long time, but she was rightly frightened by his great size and strength. She did not know his intentions, and the great predator had no way to tell her of his love and admiration for her.

He yanked his shirt off over his head, then reached under the not-a-car, knowing from his last time in the human nest-of-nests that the front of such beasts was prone to weakness, and would snap off in his hands before bearing the weight of the thing itself. The solid metal would hold, though, and with a soft grunt, the great hunter bent his knees and hefted the full weight of the truck up and above his head.

Holding it with one hand, he realized the new issue: Though he now had a path to the mother cat and her hatchlings, and his shirt to wrap them in, he couldn't get any closer without scaring her away. That was, of course, always a risk. A mother was only brave to a point before survival demanded that she abandon her clutch, but he didn't want that if he could avoid it.

He shifted the weight of the vehicle between his hands, staring down at the cat, who stared back at him suspiciously. The metal was starting to groan against his grip, which probably wasn't ideal.

"Motherfucker....."

@Ayano Tateyama
 
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"Today is such a nice day" Ayano thought, only to be faced with a shirtless man holding an entire truck over his head mere moments after. It was shocking, to put it mildly. In fact, a lot of people seemed to be just as alarmed by it as she was. However, while superhero shows had conditioned her to expect that truck to get thrown at someone (and hopefully be stopped by a hero swooping in to save the day), the man... didn't even seem to acknowledge the presence of other people around him.

Once the initial shock wore off, Ayano noticed the man was staring at something and her eyes followed until she caught sight of a mother cat and her kittens near him. She... really didn't understand what was going on, but if there was any chance of those poor animals getting hurt or killed, then she had to step in somehow.

"U-Umm..." she tried to draw attention to her as she nervously stepped forward. "W-What are you doing, s-sir?" she asked, while also praying that she didn't make a terrible mistake.
 
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The way humans walked up to one another with no decorum at all was never going to strike the mighty hunter as normal. It was a disconcerting, blindly trusting thing for them to do, especially for a species that denied being one great, cohesive pack. They claimed to be separate and apart from each other, and yet they had no fear in approaching a stranger.

He surveyed the little one who had come upon him, identifying her as little more than a hatchling herself. Perhaps that was the reason for her stupidity. Her pack had not taught her any better.

They were disgraceful in that case. Such negligence would never stand in his pack.

Still, as long as she was being a fool, the predator would take advantage of it. He nodded his head towards the cat and her hatchlings, then held out his shirt for the little human to take, still keeping the truck raised with one arm. "This is not a safe place. Go slowly and stay low, and she may not see you as a threat. You are very small and stupid-looking. Not threatening, thank fuck. You can wrap them in the shirt. She will like the dark of it, I think." He grimaced when the metal frame of the truck groaned from strain.

"Go fast and with great courage. Assure her that you mean her hatchlings no harm. You have small, dull teeth anyway. Pathetic. Fucking pathetic. Hurry up! Fuck!"
 
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The way the man spoke was... odd. Fear turned into confusion as Ayano listened to the man instruct her in how to approach the mother cat... while also calling her stupid-looking and pathetic. Well... that was a bit more direct than what she was used to, but she couldn't really say that he was wrong.

Taking the shirt that was handed to her, Ayano turned her full attention to the cats. Usually, she was pretty good with cats. She never had one herself, but there were some strays that she often passed by on the way home and they seemed to like her, for some reason. This was a bit more... extreme. It didn't feel like she could take her time with this situation, weird as it might've sounded.

So instead, it was time to break out her secret. She doubted anyone would really notice it anyway.

"Heeey, mama cat," Ayano spoke softly, trying to draw the mother's attention towards her. The moment that their eyes met, Ayano's turned red and began projecting her emotions onto the mother. "I promise I'm not going to hurt you," she continued speaking as she approached, trying to keep eye contact all the while.

This kind of thing really needed Ayano to keep her own feelings in check. If she didn't want to agitate the cat, she needed to keep herself calm. Thinking only positive things that made her happy, like how cute those kittens were, and how relieved she was that her plan was working. It was natural for her to feel nervous in this kind of situation, but she was pushing that aside as best as she could.

Eventually she reached the mother and her kitten and simply placed the shirt on them like a blanket, before then sitting down and petting the mother on the head.

"There we go," she said, smiling as her eyes turned back to their natural brown color with a single blink.

The mother was calm now and the kittens were... well, probably clueless about everything, but they seemed to be happy too at least. In fact, they were starting to move towards her.

Ayano then turned herself a little to look back at the man. "Is... is this alright?" she asked, unsure of what to do now. He was kinda still holding an entire truck over his head, after all...
 
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He shifted his hands along the thick metal bars of the not-a-car (truck), looking for better purchase to stop the incessant groaning of the steel against his grasp. The great hunter immediately tightened his grip when the little human girl ducked under the tires. She was a hatchling, and whether she was one of his own or not, he didn't want her dead because he lost his hold on a fucking truck.

Much to his surprise, the mother cat didn't flee as he might have expected. She seemed comfortable, in fact, and the mighty predator's expression reflected his surprise. A moment later, he grimaced as the truck shuddered angrily above his head. His shock melted into annoyance. "Use the fucking shirt to pick them up and move. This is not as easy as it looks, stupid! Fuck!" He huffed angrily, noting that a small crowd had formed at a safe distance around them.

His eyes all but rolled into the back of his head (that was a human gesture he did remember how to do), but the great hunter refrained from issuing a challenge, or even addressing the gathered humans. He focused on the task at hand, though his patience was noticeably frayed. "Hurry up, so I can put this down. If I get arrested, I will blame you. And you will be arrested. That is how such things happen. I know this."
 
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