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The Lyrics of Coconut Pete (M)

Coconut Pete

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When Life Gives You Lemons (Make Lemon Mojitos)

Knew it was goin' wrong,
When I forgot the words to my song.
My sister and brother-in-law trampled to death,
Their son left to scratch a livin' selling crystal meth.
So I bought an island in Costa Rica,
Danced with girls called Hannah and Lou,
And Erika, too - ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

(Female backing vocalists.)
Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.


When life gives you lemons,
You gotta make lemon mojitos.
When life gives you lemons,
You gotta make lemon mojitos.
Pass 'em ‘round in a coconut shell,
The ladies take turns sucking on my straw.

Knew it was goin' wrong,
When I broke my favourite bong.
Gonna sell my island to the navy (baby),
But nephew tells me he can bring in the gravy (maybe).
On the road with my supergroup,
Eddie Money and Billy Squier,
And Don Henley, too - ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

(Female backing vocalists.)
Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.


When life gives you lemons,
You gotta make lemon mojitos,
When life gives you lemons,
You gotta make lemon mojitos,
Pass 'em ‘round in a coconut shell,
The ladies take turns sucking on my straw.

Knew it was goin' wrong,
When that freako without a dong,
Started wavin’ ‘round a knife,
And those vines dragged me into another life.
So I took a big toke on my Cuban smoke,
Kicked back in Cascade Bay and Ark City,
And Blackhaven, too - ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

(Female backing vocalists.)
Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.


When life gives you lemons,
You gotta make lemon mojitos.
When life gives you lemons,
You gotta make lemon mojitos.
Pass 'em ‘round in a coconut shell,
The ladies take turns sucking on my straw.

When life gives you lemons,
You gotta make lemon mojitos.
When life gives you lemons,
You gotta make lemon mojitos.
Pass 'em ‘round in a coconut shell,
The ladies take turns sucking on my straw.

(Female backing vocalists.)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.


(Fade out.)​
 

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