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AUGUST 2, Y109 || @Peter Parker
MY HAND IS STUCK IN A PEANUT BUTTER JAR

WHY IS HUMANING SO FUCKING HARD

I ONLY WANTED PEANUT BUTTER

DO I CALL THE POO LEASE
 
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Poo lease

I gotta save that one

Wait were you trying to grab peanut butter with your bare hands?
 
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HOW THE FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THE PEANUT BUTTER YOU FUCKING IDIOT

BUT NOW MY HAND IS STUCK AND I WILL DIE LIKE THIS PROBABLY

FUCKING HUMANS AND YOUR FUCKING TRAPS
 
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With a spoon

Or at least tipping the jar over so the butter falls off on it's own

Much more efficient and it doesn't get your hands.

Anyway try to put your hand and the jar inside some cold water

That might make it easier for your hand to slide out of it

Or just break the jar

Whatever works
 
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I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BREAK THINGS

I DO NOT WISH TO GO TO THE JAIL

I DO NOT HAVE COLD WATER OR WARM WATER OR ANY WATER

YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS YOU ARE A SHAME TO YOUR SIRE AND DAM

what is spoon
 
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Wait where are you?


A spoon

Normally used to scoop things or to eat food

Let me guess you've been eating food barehanded as well?
 
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I don't know. somewhere.

there are many nests around me made of rock and steel

A SMALL SCOOP FOR FOODS

YES I REMEMBER THOSE NOW

SPOONS

obvious i eat bare handed. I cannot eat with anything on my hands? Fucking idiot.
 
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... Did you go inside a random house to eat their food

You know you can get arrested for that right?
 
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I'm not fucking stupid you fuckshit

I took it from the store nest. Where such things can be taken.

OBVIOUSLY
 
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Oh, you're at a supermarket.

... Did you already pay for the peanut butter?
 
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No, I left!

Remind me what is pay again

OH you mean the money!

Yes don't fucking worry I found money on the ground. I had many coins. At least five. I left the money on the peanut butter shelf, as is the way.
 
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That's

Not how you pay for things

You're supposed to bring the jar to the people working at the front and give them the money.

How did you even get out of there without someone trying to stop you?
 

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